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Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/20/2012 8:44:52 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Here it is ... proof that husbands do listen to their wives .....   Milk and eggs:
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)
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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/20/2012 8:47:00 PM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		I got it the first time around, thanks very much. By the end of the first line, even. :)

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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 2:32:47 AM   
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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 9:01:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm trying to figure out what the woman's problem was. A guy follows instructions to the letter for once and...............

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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 9:46:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		hahaha, good one.

oldie but a goodie here

0-200 in 6 seconds
0
15
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


one more...

A man was observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, and the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 10:40:46 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

Here it is ... proof that husbands do listen to their wives .....   Milk and eggs:
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)



friggin engineers!
(this is exactly what MY HUSBAND would do LOL)

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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 6:26:06 PM   
MercTech


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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 6:39:59 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

Here it is ... proof that husbands do listen to their wives .....   Milk and eggs:
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)



Perfectly logical.

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RE: Husbands Do Listen to Wives... - 6/21/2012 6:46:49 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucifyre


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

Here it is ... proof that husbands do listen to their wives .....   Milk and eggs:
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)



friggin engineers!
(this is exactly what MY HUSBAND would do LOL)

Why did I hear "bazinga!" in my head as I read your reply?

;o)

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