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Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/21/2012 7:16:54 PM

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The rules are simple. Throw away the simplest solution, and offer something wild and spooky, instead. Made up only! Players who believe a word of what they offer will be immediately disqualified.

I'll start.

Recent problems with the scroll are a result of the government installing monitoring programs, that electronically filter every post, and send back reports.

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RE: Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/21/2012 7:23:23 PM

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It doesn't just have to be about the scroll (which now looks ok), of course.

And just in case anybody needs it, instructions on making your very own tin-foil hat.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html

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RE: Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/21/2012 7:49:51 PM

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Some of the recent insanity on the board has come from the zombie lesbians in Canada crawling out of their dirtbeds and finding keyboards again.

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RE: Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/21/2012 8:24:00 PM

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There is no such thing as sleep apnea. It's a conditioning process, and only when every man is used to sleeping with a mask strapped to our faces, will they roll out the awful condition that causes bed farts, and introduce us to the machine that cures it.

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RE: Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/21/2012 10:21:47 PM

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Sleep apnea is quite real. When I was heavier, I went in for a "sleep test", and at one point I had stopped breathing for 50 seconds. Now I realize the best thing you can hope for is to die in your sleep, and I find that preferable to wearing a mask and never being able to sleep again.

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RE: Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/22/2012 6:14:21 AM

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Somebody didn't read the rules... (and is properly prepared for the next machine)

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RE: Creepy, crazy, conspiracy theories! - 6/22/2012 7:13:11 AM

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The fact that I mentioned graves (dirtbeds) in my post, and his screen name means grave in another language, proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that a meteor will strike us in 2 weeks.

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