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An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were
standing on the stern of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up
and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't
find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that
he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom
of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was
an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 ... please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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