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DeviantlyD -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/29/2012 1:12:15 AM)
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ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl
My ex GF was an emergency room nurse. She used to tell me stories:
The guy who said he slipped and fell in the shower.......and landed on the jar of peanut butter which went up his ass.
The girl who let go of the vibrator when it was up her butt and couldn't get it out......while it was on. (She said you hear the vibrator and they took bets on how long the battery would last)
The guy who had 6 paper clips and a fish hook in his urethra which caused his penis to swell up so much that the metal cock ring needed to be cut off.
Some guy that had a cell phone up his ass set on vibrate.
Worked in medical records years ago... and read a file where a guy was going for workman's comp because while he was cleaning a service station bathroom, he slipped and fell, and that's how the glass tumbler got into his ass and broke.
Just last week I heard how in surgery at a local hospital er, they had to remove a bowling trophy...I lost it on that one.
Ya know, I'll never understand why people use stuff around the house that has a big potential for going wrong, when they could get themselves a nice safe toy from an adult toy store or from Amazon. Sure there is price to consider, sure it can be a bit embarrassing (hey, I'm as shy as they come and I managed), but let's compare...
embarrassment:
ER visit - multiple people are going to know what you're there for...probably more people than you could guess
adult toy store - plan it right and no one but the store staff needs to know; cash purchase and no paper trail
Amazon purchase - virtually anonymous and you can use a pre-paid credit card if there is a concern for your regular credit card bill
monetary cost:
possible ER visit co-pay, (depending on where in the world you live) - equivalent to if not far greater than the cost of a cheap (but safe) toy
adult toy store - a cheap toy could be as low as 15 bucks (I haven't been in a while, I may be low-balling it here) and up from there
Amazon purchase - purchases are usually cheaper than those made in a physical store, but the shipping costs are to be considered here as well
(depends where you live)
Personally, I'd say the pluses of a safe toy purchase far outweigh those of the risk involved in your supplemental toy found from items already in your household.
*LOL* This thread is a hoot!!
Edited to add:
I had to include this. It's a photo I took at the grocery store tonight. I had never noticed the sign before. *LMAO*
[image]local://upfiles/435780/A21A135F61674A02AF6F472A19F2AA87.jpg[/image]
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