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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 6/30/2012 8:22:32 PM

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that is so, so funny, this is the best thread
I will be laughing for days after this!!!!

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 6/30/2012 9:04:17 PM

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I have been instructed to write this info by my owner.

My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal,
She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible.
She has great fun watching me as I try to go about my chores with no panties on and fighting hard not to lay an egg.
If I lay an egg I gets 10 wacks of her cane for each egg and if I can hold on for an hour I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them.

Her record to date is puting 20 eggs inside me and my record is keeping 8 in for an hour.

By the way no matter I still have to eat the eggs, as she says waste not want not.

Hope you find this usefull idea

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Would anyone here eat an egg that's been sitting, cooked, on the counter for 8 hours? No? Well how about being kept body temp warm for those 8 hours? So picture the egg sitting in sunlight for hour upon hour, why the hell would you eat such a thing? Besides all the fecal bacteria, the egg itself has got to be dangerously close to starting to rot or already there. Lets not stop there, lets coat these warm rotting eggs in poop juice and eat 20 of them. A stomach full of rotting protein mixed with bacteria.
Great idea!!

And yet again another awesome reason why I am a vegan! ;-)

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 6/30/2012 10:15:06 PM

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And yet again another awesome reason why I am a vegan! ;-)

Sooooo, if someone stuck an artichoke up their ass?

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 6/30/2012 10:58:43 PM

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And yet again another awesome reason why I am a vegan! ;-)

Sooooo, if someone stuck an artichoke up their ass?

OMG...*cracking up*

Oh! I made an egg joke and realized it after the fact. :D

This thread just keeps giving.

Thanks for the laugh!!!!

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/1/2012 1:33:28 AM

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Or maybe a penis carved from hard tofu?

Never know what those vegans will get up to.

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/1/2012 2:52:11 AM

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I'll be the first to admit, I never thought about using somebody as human pickle jar.

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/1/2012 6:16:56 AM

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Or maybe a penis carved from hard tofu?

Never know what those vegans will get up to.

lol...

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/1/2012 7:11:50 AM

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I'll be the first to admit, I never thought about using somebody as human pickle jar.

Me neither. I have thought about using my slave as jigger or drink mixer. Toss her up on a wheel of St. Catherine, upside down. Pull those pussy lips apart, pour in tequila, triple sec, Rose's lime juice then clamp that snatch shut, painfully tight. Give the wheel a few spins to mix up the drink, remove the clamps, sprinkle with salt and add a straw . . . margarita anyone?

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/1/2012 7:12:47 AM

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*shudders*

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/1/2012 7:29:34 AM

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ResidentSadist - I suspect both parties would end up a little drunk!

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/2/2012 1:33:55 AM

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Put the Egg into Eggnog

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/2/2012 11:28:10 PM

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I'm shocked nobody has talked about making Egg McMuffins yet. lol A female subbie/slave would be one of the required ingredients, cause guys don't have muffins.

< Message edited by Whiplashsmile4 -- 7/2/2012 11:31:08 PM >

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/3/2012 12:11:03 AM

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OMG VOMLETS. heeeebeeee jeeebies. I don't even wanna know if they're cooked first....but that word...too funny , and eating something directly from an asshole is definitly unsanitary. Even if it's your own. I guess it can be likened to shiteating, those sick folks who like brown and roman showers but there are some absolutely sick people out there. Literally AND figuratively,

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/3/2012 8:51:31 PM

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Even I have limits to what I would do to a submissive Eee yuck!

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/3/2012 11:09:05 PM

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Well am i the only one who feel horny now ? 0.0 Thats weird .....

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/4/2012 1:59:49 AM

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Well am i the only one who feel horny now ? 0.0 Thats weird .....

No, you aren't, but the reason for me has nothing to do with this thread. :P

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/4/2012 6:55:04 AM

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Can we egg this on a bit more?

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/4/2012 6:56:43 AM

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Sorry, I've been meaning to post, but my brain is scrambled!

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RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS - 7/4/2012 7:18:33 AM

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