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ResidentSadist -> RE: Types of unicorn? (6/26/2012 2:07:34 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Gladiaticus
I needed to look it for myself.
1. A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.
Justin did the unicorn last night.
2. A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.
I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!
3. Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.
My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.
4. Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.
"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it
I never knew that. That's pretty cute but it's the definition for "the unicorn" not a "unicorn".
Urban Definition: unicorn
"A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple."
Just a note, poly/bi does not make a unicorn by my understanding. It has to be poly/bi that will join an existing relationship. I started a poly with two girls at once. Both moved in on the same day. In fact we all met at a restaurant so they both crossed the threshold of my house at the same time. I did not think of them as unicorns. We just started a poly as I understand it. I believe my understanding is on par with general interpretation of the term.
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