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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 12:38:47 AM   
FrostedFlake


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Status: offline 		Long ago when the Earth still under warranty I had lunch at a burger joint with my brother, Kevin. We were chatting and chewing when up to the window we were sitting at rolled a white Cadillac. With white leather seats. And a big white Poodle. The fellow driving got out, locked the car, then strolled inside to order something. The Poodle looked me and Kevin over very carefully and then focused on my sandwich. A few seconds later I raised the sandwich. The poodle watched, fascinated. I bit the sandwich. The poodle watched, fascinated. I chewed. The poodle watched, fascinated. I noticed that my sandwich tasted different, now. And I don't mean better. Suddenly the poodle was distracted. Kevin had raised his sandwich. The poodle watched, fascinated. Kevin bit his sandwich. Oops, I forgot the exclamation point! Kevin chewed his sandwich. The poodle chewed too. And drooled a bit.

I picked up a fry. the poodle watched, fascinated. I dipped the fry in some mustard. The poodle watched, fascinated. I lifted the fry. The poodle watched, fascinated. I moved the fry to the left. The poodle kept his eyes on the fry. I moved the fry to the right. The poodle was not fooled. I moved the fry slowly back and forth. The poodles' gaze shifted slowly back and forth. I moved the fry to between the dogs nose and mine, so as to try to make him look me in the eye. And then I dropped the fry.

I glanced at my brother with a shrug. He showed me a palm to say, "I will handle this.". So I dropped my hands in my lap and leaned back in my chair. So did Kevin. Then, while looking at me, chatting about nothing, Kevin raised a hand, held so as to resemble a small dogs head, over the edge of the counter, to where the poodle could see. The poodle watched, fascinated. Kevin slowly turned his hand toward the poodle. The poodle watched, fascinated. At a carefully chosen point, Kevins' 'puppy' suddenly alerted on the poodle. The poodle seemed to be aware that he was under unkind observation. Kevins' 'puppy' started to silently bark. Once. Then twice. Then several times. With gathering enthusiasm. The poodle came unglued.

Mission accomplished, Kevin put the 'puppy' to bed. In less than a minute the poodle vanished behind a solid wall of steam and spit. We were able to resume our lunch, with relish. In another minute the Cadillac Driver left with his lunch in a bag. On opening his door, his dogs kniption fit expanded into the parking lot. And, natch, it takes two to tango.

This was before Bill Gates even though about monkeying with computers. Proof positive that sock puppetry predates the net. And that the payoff, considering the effort involved, can be huge.

If the poodle goes for it.

< Message edited by FrostedFlake -- 7/1/2012 12:43:11 AM >

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 2:40:40 AM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		Again, I still am not seeing the begging, but if you say so...since you clearly, run the fucking world,lol.

And to answer your question, no I could give two fucks that you have a girlfriend. Unless she plans on being a part of what I am seeking, then she is of no relevance to Me.
So let Me say, I am so glad that was your last post, as we will not have to deal with your sorry excuse for typing, your unsuccessful attempts to judge Me (or others), and just your overall shitty attitude. GOOD RIDDANCE.



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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 2:51:52 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Oh, he´ll be back, TN. For someone who works 90 hrs a week, he still has plenty of time to post - including that lengthy post commenting on various profiles.

What someone gets out of talking bollocks I have no idea, but I suppose it keeps him off the street.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 4:33:34 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Status: offline 		In response to this idiot, where it shows a screen shot of both nicks viewing my profile. Sorry, I deleted his emails unread, I tend to do that automatically with asshats.

Here's the screen shot:






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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 5:21:10 AM   
kalikshama


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quote:

kalikshama You seemed to be the only one who really followed through although I am unsure why I was told "Psst - do refrain from insulting other posters - it's against the TOS and if you keep it up Bad Things Will Happen." I was not the first to insult here...


Snark is usually tolerated. What you cannot do is denigrate the kinks of others. So, going after someone because she is a Fin Domme is against the TOS. I find your statement "begging on the internet" to be both offensive and untrue and am debating whether to report your posts and let the Mods decide.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 7:30:40 AM   
GotSteel


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quote:

ORIGINAL: UtterMayhem
I am finding it near impossible to find a r/t pet,,,I'm not sure if its just me,,,Possibly..... or the area that I live in or if I am just to critical....There must be some out there but I'm not meeting them,,,,,just my quick rant lol


Besides stating that you're a true dominant (whatever that means) you don't actually say anything about6 yourself, you don't even have a picture.

I would suggest presented yourself in a way that gives women a better sense of you and what you have to offer. Also the part about not wasting your time I suspect is quite off putting, I strongly advise you to ditch that.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 9:20:10 AM   
JanahX


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quote:

It's rough having a life.


BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please - quit it. Just stop. Out of all the make believe fantasies youve shared with the panel - this is the biggest whopper yet.



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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 9:26:34 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		inorite, Janah?

Poise, darlin, unless you know both of these posters personally and face to face, I think you've been scammed.

The way that they both go back and forth with the posting styles of one another is very suspicious.

If you can honestly say that you have met both 'people' face to face, independently of one another, I will believe you.

Otherwise, I am sticking to my SOCK PUPPET stance.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 10:32:09 AM   
JanahX


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inorite, Janah?


LOVE THAT WORD INORITE - made my morning Greedy!

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 10:49:21 AM   
TNDommeK


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

kalikshama You seemed to be the only one who really followed through although I am unsure why I was told "Psst - do refrain from insulting other posters - it's against the TOS and if you keep it up Bad Things Will Happen." I was not the first to insult here...


Snark is usually tolerated. What you cannot do is denigrate the kinks of others. So, going after someone because she is a Fin Domme is against the TOS. I find your statement "begging on the internet" to be both offensive and untrue and am debating whether to report your posts and let the Mods decide.


^^This. And yes CP, he viewed Me as well, although I got no messages, and I didn't look to see if sail boat guy viewed Me. But yea, asshat is a word that comes to mind, as is fucktard, anus ache...a few of those fit nicely.
And MissKitty, I'm sure you are right.
(Btw, I accidently typed MissTitty there first,have no clue why...lol)

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 11:00:06 AM   
GreedyTop


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Janah.. "inorite" is a kickass word isn't it? it's one of the TXTSPK things (beyond LOL et al, that I LIKE)

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 5:20:50 PM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		Neither viewed me.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 6:49:03 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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Status: offline 		I cannot even finish this thread. MOTHERFUCKING SPELL CHECK please!
How can anyone tell or even care what you are looking for, if in a written medium they cannot even read it or at the very least, just find it obnoxiously disorienting?

Perhaps subs give a shit about your sense of self, tied to your money, perhaps they don't but most of them probably can't even read what you are writing.


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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:01:28 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		I gotta say that, while the OP may have not exactly started off on the foot I would have led with, I really do not think that anyone would have a profile on here for almost 2 years, then decide to be a "sock".

And, as much as it pains me to take up for the OP, the insults were a flying like crazy in this thread. I think if ya gonna scold him, ya gotta scold everyone.

I did get several giggles out of reading this thread though.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:03:10 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

inorite, Janah?

Poise, darlin, unless you know both of these posters personally and face to face, I think you've been scammed.

The way that they both go back and forth with the posting styles of one another is very suspicious.

If you can honestly say that you have met both 'people' face to face, independently of one another, I will believe you.

Otherwise, I am sticking to my SOCK PUPPET stance.

Normally I would think that to be correct, but, I seriously doubt one person could create 2 profiles, that far apart, and wait this long to show their twue self.

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:04:32 PM   
littlewonder


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Status: offline 		Both of them looked at me. I just laughed and deleted them both like I do with everyone who looks at me. I don't like clutter lol.


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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:16:04 PM   
DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake

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... ,,,,,, ...

< Message edited by DeviantlyD -- 7/1/2012 8:40:00 PM >

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:21:18 PM   
DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I gotta say that, while the OP may have not exactly started off on the foot I would have led with, I really do not think that anyone would have a profile on here for almost 2 years, then decide to be a "sock".



Do you remember sixmore2go? That profile was created in July 2009...by arpig....and the first posting by sixmore2go in the forums was in November, 2011.


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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:22:50 PM   
DeviantlyD


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI

I cannot even finish this thread. MOTHERFUCKING SPELL CHECK please!
How can anyone tell or even care what you are looking for, if in a written medium they cannot even read it or at the very least, just find it obnoxiously disorienting?

Perhaps subs give a shit about your sense of self, tied to your money, perhaps they don't but most of them probably can't even read what you are writing.




*gives CRYPTICLXVI a massage to help calm him* ;)

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RE: Real Time Pets,,,Subs - 7/1/2012 8:39:07 PM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		Nevermind. I was able to edit! :)

< Message edited by DeviantlyD -- 7/1/2012 8:41:08 PM >

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