SoulAlloy
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Joined: 8/23/2009 From: Preston, UK Status: offline
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hmmm torture for me is usually better than masturbation... Two thoughts spring to mind asides from the previous suggestions: 1. Sell all your toys on ebay and donate the proceeds to a political party. 2. Put a picture of yourself on a dartboard. Throw a dart, where it hits, apply torture implement. Will perhaps add that touch of randomness you seem to be seeking...
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"Better to be a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without" - Confucius "It'll be alright in the end - if it isn't alright, it's not the end." - unknown Kinky crossdressing Whovian Host of the Preston (UK) Munch, 2nd Wednesday each month
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