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OUCh! - 6/30/2012 11:38:55 PM

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A man staggers into casually with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the ... well that's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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RE: OUCh! - 7/6/2012 12:46:25 PM

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Love it.

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RE: OUCh! - 7/6/2012 1:22:39 PM

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a classic, though the intro says he staggers casually though not where.

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RE: OUCh! - 7/6/2012 11:19:48 PM

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a classic, though the intro says he staggers casually though not where.

One might think that the word 'casually' may be a typographical error. The sentence makes much more sense to my eyes if the word is replaced by 'casualty', which might imply a form of Urgent Care or Emergency Room in a slightly different dialect of English.

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