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ARIES83 -> Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 4:10:47 PM)

Sorry to post this out of the Humour section
But theres no point putting jokes in there, the
Games spam over all non-game content.

I just remembered a couple of jokes while I've
Been on the feminism discussion but desided
To post them here rather than rial any feathers
Over there.

Anyone who knows some great old fasioned
Good natured, Jokes about women,
Id love to hear them!

- Why do brides usualy wear white?
So they match the other stuff in the kitchen.

- What do you call your wife when she's in
the kitchen?
A ride-on dishwasher.

- How many women does it take to screw in
A lightbulb?
Two, one two hold the bulb, the other to spin
Her around.

I was told those by a friends sister haha.

-ARIES



Endivius -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 4:47:44 PM)

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.


That's the only one I know. I know a great number of redneck and aggie / longhorn jokes though.





LookieNoNookie -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 4:51:49 PM)

But....I don't understand...how are these chauvinistic?



Anaxagoras -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 5:16:55 PM)

What is the difference between a wife and a job? After a few years the job will still suck.

What is worse than a sexist male pig? A woman that refuses to do what she is told.



DesFIP -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 6:44:33 PM)

Whether or not you like games is not germane. This is not the appropriate forum and you should expect it to be moved.



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 7:30:15 PM)

I kinda hope it doesn't get moved. Jokes are off topic after all-lol.

I know a couple of great jokes like this, but, damned if I can remember them right now. That might be a joke in its self though!



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 8:03:42 PM)

A friend of mine said her boyfriend told her women have two holes so you can carry them like a six-pack. She told him men's dicks are close to their asses so they can go fuck themselves.



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 8:07:15 PM)

What do ya tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

Hell, why bother, ya done told her twice and she didn't listen.



Endivius -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 8:20:43 PM)

I allways heard that one a little differently, it went like this :

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you done told her twice.



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/1/2012 8:52:26 PM)

speaking of black eyes, this just showed up on my Facebook. It cracked me the hell up!



[image]local://upfiles/633062/DD77C25D43D244DD8527EC7441CB5CF3.jpg[/image]



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/2/2012 4:41:43 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

What do ya tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

Hell, why bother, ya done told her twice and she didn't listen.


Damn right.

(Said, of course, in the most submissive of ways).



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/2/2012 4:43:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

speaking of black eyes, this just showed up on my Facebook. It cracked me the hell up!



[image]local://upfiles/633062/DD77C25D43D244DD8527EC7441CB5CF3.jpg[/image]


(This is CLEARLY not following the trend established by the OP!)



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/3/2012 10:44:41 AM)

Better?



[image]local://upfiles/633062/0144647190484AD59AAD2CA5A390D0EE.jpg[/image]



Hillwilliam -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/3/2012 10:50:54 AM)

Only 1 bad one I can think of right now.


Q: Why does a woman have a pussy?

A: If they didn't, there'd be a bounty on em.



ARIES83 -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/3/2012 2:17:04 PM)

Sorry Hill, that joke did kinda crash and burn hah.
I like the pics justanothersub.
Im horrible at remembering jokes, the only other ones
I know are kids ones.

-ARIES



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/3/2012 4:13:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Better?



[image]local://upfiles/633062/0144647190484AD59AAD2CA5A390D0EE.jpg[/image]


Fuckin A rights it is!



Anaxagoras -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/3/2012 6:38:42 PM)

[image]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21050000/ngbbs4bc905071df6d.jpg[/image]


[image]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9kxtRviM1qhof2qo1_400.png[/image]



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/4/2012 3:53:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras


[image]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9kxtRviM1qhof2qo1_400.png[/image]



Now THAT's what I'm TALKING about!!!!

(Said, of course, in the most submissive of ways).



hardcybermaster -> RE: Male chauvinism jokes! (7/4/2012 4:03:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

speaking of black eyes, this just showed up on my Facebook. It cracked me the hell up!



[image]local://upfiles/633062/DD77C25D43D244DD8527EC7441CB5CF3.jpg[/image]

kind of looks like a young { awaiting approval} though, so hardly a suprise he got beaten up



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