Kedikat -> RE: Fathers Day (6/9/2006 4:08:22 AM)
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Great big hug and a I love you. Room, board, and bail for 18 years. A fully stocked bar to make up for what you stole. Bend over and actually let him give you a good swift kick. Start giving him an inflation adjusted allowance. Viagra, and now they don't have to be quick and quiet. Tell him he was right. Force your man to be good enough for his little girl. Give mom a good how to kinky sex book. If he's still young enough a vasectomy gift certificate, the gift that stops taking. If he's frisky enough, a ticket to Amsterdam. Porn. ( see Viagra above ) A puppy. A man loves a good dog, and it loves him, a puppy can let him be young, is something to care for now that the children are grown, a reason to go for a walk and enjoy the world. Unconditional love and care both ways. A female friend of mine's Dad is gruff old guy. But the puppy he got is his little princess now.
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