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business proposal - 6/8/2006 3:57:59 AM   
doves


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Johnny wanted to enjoy a girl in his office but she had a boyfriend.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $1000 dollars if you let me enjoy you"
But the girl said "NO WAY!"
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,  you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up!"
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend ...
So, she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down!"
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What
happened?"

She said "The B'stard used coins!!"

Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to
it, and getting screwed!



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RE: business proposal - 6/8/2006 9:56:29 AM   
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Oh that's just too sweet!  lol

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