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3 Things to think about - 6/8/2006 8:32:01 AM

BreakMeShakeMe

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1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

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RE: 3 Things to think about - 6/8/2006 4:26:11 PM

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my personal favorite is the Ten Commandaments. Thanks for sharing.

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RE: 3 Things to think about - 6/8/2006 7:11:10 PM

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lol you're quite welcome.

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RE: 3 Things to think about - 6/9/2006 7:37:19 PM

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LMAO ok so we dont use the Constitution anymore.....thanks for the laugh.....

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RE: 3 Things to think about - 6/9/2006 10:07:31 PM

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I love all of then..

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