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bullfrog joke - 7/7/2012 2:32:12 PM

TNDommeK

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a man walks into a bar with a huge bullfrog and places it on the bar. The bartender looked puzzled and proceeded to tell the man he can't have a frog in the bar. The man says to the bartender "Wait, before you kick me out, just know this is a special frog. I am trying to sell him". The bartender and a local regular of the bar sat looking at him. The regular says "Sale? Hell you can catch 'em all day long at the creek." The man replies "No this frog is special, take it into the bathroom, let it give you a blow job and tell Me what you will give me for him."

The two looked at each other but the regular was drunk and decided to do it. He took the frog into the bathroom and in five minutes came back out and shouted "I'LL TAKE IT!" He laid a hundred dollars on the bar and went straight home.

He walked into the house and into the kitchen. He placed the frog on the kitchen counter. About thirty minutes later the drunk's wife came home and walked into the kitchen. There was eggs and flour and milk strode everywhere on the floor, on the stove, on the table top and in the sink. She was furious. SHe yelled "FRANK!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??" Frank replied "BITCH! when I teach this frog how to make biscuits, your ass is GONE!"

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RE: bullfrog joke - 7/7/2012 2:45:58 PM

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A Frog Joke

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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RE: bullfrog joke - 7/7/2012 5:42:23 PM

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HAAAAAAAAA! I literally laughed out loud. That was sooo cute.

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RE: bullfrog joke - 7/7/2012 5:45:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

A Frog Joke

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."