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cloudboy -> RE: What do Mistresses enjoy about using a strap on on men? (7/10/2012 8:55:10 AM)
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In a pinch, Dan Savage is always there at the ready:
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My boyfriend let me experiment on him with a strap-on. At first he didn't like it, but now he loves it. Now I want to have sex with another guy and watch him suck a real cock. How can I get him to try this?
Pretty Eager Gal
Jesus Christ, PEG! I have plowed years -- years! -- and thousands of words -- thousands! -- into convincing straight boys that there's nothing gay -- nothing! -- about a woman fucking a man with a strap-on. Whether he's penetrating her or she's penetrating him, I told 'em, it's still straight sex. And people were buying it! (Well, not the editors of Vice Magazine, but they're not human.) And then you come along, PEG, and undo all my good work in less than 50 words! Now every guy whose girlfriend wants to peg his ass is gonna think it's some vast conspiracy to turn him into a dick lickin' bitch. And it is, of course, but we don't want the straight boys to know that!
I can't bring myself to answer any more letters this week. I mean, why bother when all my hard work can be undone in an instant by a thoughtless person who can only think about what she wants? So I'm turning this week's column over to a pack of female-to-male transsexuals. They've got some good advice for The Impossible Fantasy, the gay man who's attracted to "guys with pies," or hypermasculine FTMs, but wasn't having any luck finding an FTMGWP willing to sleep with him. Take it away, gentlemen.
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Hey, Dan, have you ever notice that the word "Strap-On," spelled backwards, is "No-Parts"? Kind of ironically perfect, isn't it?
DB in Vancouver
No, I hadn't noticed, DBIV, but now that you've pointed it out, I'll never forget it.
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"You Don't Have To Be Mistress Asscrusher or Worthless Buttslut To Enjoy Strap-On Sex"
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And alas, the true hidden question of the OP:
Once upon a time, women were doing guys in their asses with strap-on dildos and it was good. But when a guy wanted to ask for it, or a girl wanted to propose it, they had to say, "Hey, would you be willing to do me/would you let me do you in the ass with a strap-on dildo? Annoyed by this mouthful, a Savage Love reader suggested that I harness the collective wisdom of my readers and come up with a name for girls fucking guys' butts, and "pegging" won"
That about sums it up, how do you ask about doing something taboo? God knows this is a tricky thing to mention tactfully on a date, and it poses a serious run-away factor. Even here on the CMMB, there is a stiff (pardon the pun) resistance to answering the question.
Its funny to think that the vocabulary itself is so important, i.e. by converting the terminology to "pegging" men and women become empowered to bridge the gap between them.
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