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(Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:34:47 AM

mnottertail

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It seems like every so often, you find a woman who won't hide your nice warm packet in their tummy.

Or am I the only one?

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:38:51 AM

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Psssttt.....Ron, most guys here have a hard time just finding a woman......

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:39:44 AM

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So the scam is larger than I was first led to believe.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:42:22 AM

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Gosh! Report them instantly.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:42:44 AM

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*snerk*

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:42:46 AM

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I am so glad you had the courage to post this bother Ron.

I've had the same thing happen to me... she assures me that she'll chomp on my jiz, but then bails at the last minute.

I feel so cheated, used, foolish.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:43:07 AM

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Its layered; complex; like potato eyes.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 7:57:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
It seems like every so often, you find a woman who won't hide your nice warm packet in their tummy.

Or am I the only one?

Wow! Carol's been scamming me all these years? I'm damned glad I found out now before I... you know... got in too deep with her. I'll be any day now she's going to ask me to wire money to her... or just leave it on the dresser or something.

I think we need to form a support group for this Ron.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:02:59 AM

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It's as if we've all been...................... Jizm Raped

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:08:49 AM

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Us women are tricky

Never forget that

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:10:52 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b7rq6IhASw

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:13:05 AM

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I think they are all collecting it to make some sort of doomsday weapon...

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:21:21 AM

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maybe thats why they are all going to the bathroom together........

Oh!!! This is fuckin' BIG; I tell you........

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:32:40 AM

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(browser retarded can't make the damn quote button do anything, think I fucked up my settings)

JeffBC:

Wow! Carol's been scamming me all these years? I'm damned glad I found out now before I... you know... got in too deep with her. I'll be any day now she's going to ask me to wire money to her... or just leave it on the dresser or something.

I think we need to form a support group for this Ron.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:32:47 AM

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No - but I have a mouse trap around here somewhere - would you like to put your packet in that? I have a lot to offer Ron.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:33:28 AM

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I love you, Janah!!!

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:34:26 AM

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No - but I have a mouse trap around here somewhere - would you like to put your packet in that? I have a lot to offer Ron.

Ja, it looks like a snatch.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:37:51 AM

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Gee, Ron. I wish I could help you with this. Unfortunately, the only two men I could ask if they've run into the problem haven't had that issue for the last several years. <wink>

Edited. Isn't it a shame that a misspelled word can screw up a good joke?

I need caffeine, dammit.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:40:12 AM

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...........she just aint that into you.

wave $100 in the air, she may end up with a full stomach.

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RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow - 7/12/2012 8:46:53 AM

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Gee, Ron. I wish I could help you with this. Unfortunately, the only two men I could ask if they've run into the problem haven't had that issue for the last several years. <wink>

Edited. Isn't it a shame that a misspelled word can screw up a good joke?

I need caffeine, dammit.

c'mere, LadyP...I'll make some coffee for ya :)

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