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*For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 4:48:18 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		Has anyone else seen this tiny print at the bottom of the rolling ads on the right of the CM home page? I've only just caught it, though it must have been there for ages. It cracks me up. "Hey, all these nubiles want sex with you right the hell NOW". But, in tiny, tiny, pale writing: 'Er, they're not real, but don't let that bother you. '

Don't know why, but I just find it funny. I love it when advertisers are sternly told to 'stop bullshitting' (and then they whinge about how this ruling is fundamentally anti-freedom-loving and will destroy the western economy, etc, etc).

A question: do het women see the equivalent on the right side of their screen? Brad Pitt lookalikes who've fallen in love with you, want to buy you roses and chocolates before taking you on a date in their private jet to Cannes, etc, etc? (Again with that little disclaimer at the bottom far right, natch.)

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 4:52:20 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		No, I get the same nubile lovelies. Which is a bit of a waste, on several levels.

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 5:04:36 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		God almighty, that must irritate the tits off het women. Or have you all just got used to seeing other women (or girls, because they all look they've only just left school) with their legs spread apart, apparently begging for rumpo with the nearest spotty male cretin, on sites like this?

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 5:05:29 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 5:28:48 PM   
MissToYouRedux


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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:04:20 PM   
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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:08:46 PM   
lizi


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God almighty, that must irritate the tits off het women. Or have you all just got used to seeing other women (or girls, because they all look they've only just left school) with their legs spread apart, apparently begging for rumpo with the nearest spotty male cretin, on sites like this?


It annoys the piss out of me. The tit licker has been up there for ages now along with the ass rubber. I just want to pop them. They'll be replaced by some other woman who I'll be heartily sick of in no time at all. I don't find them beautiful, just annoying. The sound ads were worse though when those were on.

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:11:59 PM   
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I adjust the screen and poof! no ads!


Me too. I'd leave them, but they are usually animated and this annoys me.

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:18:04 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:35:16 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Lance sees men - more women than men, though - maybe y'all could be "Gay for the Day."  There really was a TV show like that, back in the early 60s.  Contests?  I remember a favorite: "Snap-a-thon"  and then there was "Lisping for Dollars."  And who could ever forget "I saw that dress first, bitch"?  And each show closed with an audence sing-along.... never had a name, it was just a different show-tune each week, and it was always fun to join the staff doing a kick-line.... Where do you thaink "SNL" got that end of show concept?

Prizes? Opera tickets, cookbooks, and, of course, being Grand Marshall of the winner's city's Gay Pride Parade.  Oh, how I miss the good old days.

I think they went off the air because they tried to "modernize."  The "New Cocktail" game was deadly as sin.  And, I think the death knell was rung by "My new Desin for a LeatherMan's Hat" Contest. Bows of red leather? Shudder.. . . . Maybe it was "Designer Drugs Scavagener Hunt." People just couldn't get beyond the 1st or 2nd item they found. It was always "Commercial break" and then you'd see them proped up.... trying to focus on the next clue.

Oh, how I miss the good old days.

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:44:09 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Lance, pictures of pussy turn Me off the same way they do you.

Just sayin'.

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 6:55:24 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		I am just glad that the asshole that was waggin at the camera is gone. Shudder.

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 8:50:01 PM   
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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 8:57:44 PM   
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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 9:03:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux

I adjust the screen and poof! no ads!


^^ THIS ^^

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I check out the fashions, mainly.


and ^^ THIS ^^

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 9:03:58 PM   
ClassIsInSession


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Status: offline 		I'm no Brad Pitt look-alike, it takes time and the right chemistry to fall in love with you, I grow a garden full of roses so you can look out the bedroom window and see them or venture out into the yard to cut some, and my chocolates are belgian (and I cook gourmet). Private jets are too high maintenance, but chartering one is doable. Anywhere in Europe or the Caribbean suits me.

But if it would get more response, I might run an ad for the ladies to show up on the right side of their screens. LOL (And I promise I won't post an ass-wiggling picture much less a penis-wiggling one)

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 9:05:29 PM   
Kana


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Status: offline 		Ad-block and I say, "What pics on the side of the screen?"

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 9:12:47 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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Ad-block and I say, "What pics on the side of the screen?"

Chrome?

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/15/2012 9:15:13 PM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI


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Ad-block and I say, "What pics on the side of the screen?"

Chrome?



Nah-old school firefox

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RE: *For illustrative purposes only. Not actual member - 7/16/2012 3:39:54 AM   
kalikshama


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