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CRYPTICLXVI -> All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/15/2012 9:21:15 PM)

From gooddogbenji... I miss him.

The original post went like this and I think it is time to bring it back:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Masters, Mistresses, True Masters, True Mistresses, Subs, slaves, true subs, true slaves, Switches, and the undefineable,

After starting to read a whole whack of threads bitching and complaining about certain things, I have taken it upon myself to create a thread devoted ENTIRELY to bitching, complaining, whining, ranting, and, of course, people who post 1400 lines, but aren't ranting.

Here's the deal. And Mods, please help out here... (If they do, wow)

Anyone who decides to complain about:

- Fakes
- People not answering their messages
- Rudeness in the Forums
- Definitions not being followed
- Spelling
- No limits
- Newbies
- One true wayers
- How someone else can't do something, it is wrong/dangerous/immoral etc

And anything else, really, will either post in this thread or kindly be asked to do so. The Mods will move any and all griping to this thread. We warn you twice, then you get banished from CM, BDSM communities in real life, and your toys will be confiscated.

People, please do use this. Others will be able to read it just as easily, it will appear on the scroller just as much, but we will not create a new thread every time someone decides go beat one of those dead horses.

Yours,


benji

PS: I give it a lifespan of no more than a page, if that. Then we'll be back to every gripe for itself.




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/15/2012 9:35:36 PM)

I want to complain that the original went for 585 pages and this is just as current as when it was originally started six years ago... and after the last week reading all the stupid posts, there are no complaints?

ETA: See, it's easy...





JstAnotherSub -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 11:27:15 AM)

I would like to complain that you do not have findommes in your list.




Moonhead -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 11:47:31 AM)

He's missed out alleged Dommes who are really bearded truck drivers from Yorkshire as well.




Lucylastic -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 11:59:30 AM)

fat fhreds




Moonhead -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 12:29:56 PM)

Fat?
There's probably a few chubby chasers on here who are outraged that the alleged big girl they were hooked up with this site turned out to be skinnier than Kate Moss after she'd been locked in a cupboard full of uppers for a fortnight with no food...




Delilya -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 1:04:22 PM)

Ok, here goes. But remember... you asked for it.

- Fakes
Why are there so many and why don't we make them prove themselves before joining?

- People not answering their messages
For some reason when I write back to the men who send cock shots, and ask them if that is how they normally introduce themselves to women, I never hear from them again?

- Rudeness in the Forums
They disagreed with me. Geeze, how much ruder can you get than that?

- Definitions not being followed
If everyone would simply buy a BDSM dictionary this problem would end.

- Spelling
Wat iz wrng wit knot beaning able two? Git a gripe and pik summpon else too fuss bout.

- No limits
Who needs limits? We're all sane here.

- Newbies
I like them with lunch.

- One true wayers
It's either my way or the highway. Get over yourself.

- How someone else can't do something, it is wrong/dangerous/immoral etc
Body fluids.... ewwww..... how could they? It's just soooooo wrong.




Delilya -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 1:05:31 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I would like to complain that you do not have findommes in your list.


They are a figment of your imagination.




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 1:17:27 PM)

Hey, This list was originally posted six years ago, all the findommes were still living in Russia then.




KYsissy -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 1:18:10 PM)

I would like to complain that I took time away from a swim in a lovely rock quarry to post this.




DesFIP -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 3:06:11 PM)

Why, when someone writes me a rude email, and I take time to suggest (strongly) that they tell their mother what they write to strangers, and ask her if she would like getting that, followed by asking her for a refresher course in manners - why don't they ever write back to thank me for my help?




BurntKitty -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 3:29:39 PM)

I want to complain that all the new goddesses are in here when they should be out solving the world's problems, saving sacrificial virgins or enjoying the offerings set out on altars.




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 4:25:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Why, when someone writes me a rude email, and I take time to suggest (strongly) that they tell their mother what they write to strangers, and ask her if she would like getting that, followed by asking her for a refresher course in manners - why don't they ever write back to thank me for my help?


That's just damned rude. Not only have you gone out of your way to depart edifying help but you have laid it out in a manner lacking in subtlety so they won't be confused. Ungrateful little buttmunches...

I would gently suggest following up with numerous emails to make certain they fully understood both your advice and intent. Hell, have your friends follow up with these fucking ingrates convincing them that you know what you are talking about and that they should listen, references from friends always help you know.




hardcybermaster -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 4:52:58 PM)

I would like to complain that cryptic66 had to ressurect someone elses thread instead of showing any imagination or thought, after all it was fin dommes that inspired the ressurection and they are not on the list




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 6:02:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

I would like to complain that cryptic66 had to ressurect someone elses thread instead of showing any imagination or thought, after all it was fin dommes that inspired the ressurection and they are not on the list


I want to complain that I actually had to remember something from six years ago to resurrect this thread... and it is not a resurrection, it's a redux, as opposed to a goddamned reflux.

I also want to complain about the Darwin fish, I like the Cthulhu fish better...
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TNDommeK -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 8:49:20 PM)

Yes, I love the fin Domme complaints. They are the best.




BurntKitty -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 8:50:31 PM)

[image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/d451dd5e-0218-477c-a727-4158dc21cc94.gif[/image]




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 8:51:25 PM)

[image]http://i.imgur.com/hkcVI.gif[/image]




TNDommeK -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 8:54:02 PM)

Ok that is freaky as hell, but the porcupine is sooooooo cute!!




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: All Complaints Go Here Redux (7/16/2012 8:55:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Ok that is freaky as hell, but the porcupine is sooooooo cute!!


Just my thoughts on all the findomme introductions... and they just keep arriving.
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