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Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:40:40 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		My dad broke his feet. The surgery has happened. He is on bed rest for three months. Any suggestions for what to do in that time?

Thank you in advance, and I will forward them all to him. Yes, even the amusing ones. I am sure that he needs the smile.

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:43:05 PM   
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Crocheting. Because it only involves hooks, which cannot be used for weapons as easily as knitting needles.

Fly tying. It looks fun on tv. Thread, bits of string and feathers, thinking like a fish.



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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:43:40 PM   
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Get him a WOW account. Play with him for a little while so he can get into it.

Before you know it, he'll be on Blizzard for several hours a day.



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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:44:47 PM   
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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:45:07 PM   
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OK, it's dumb as hell, but I swear it works.

Get him a WOW account. Play with him for a little while so he can get into it.

Before you know it, he'll be on Blizzard for several hours a day.




Umm. . . I don't wanna play WOW.

I DID think about suggesting Farmville.

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:45:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		read book on subjects he has always dreamed about (how to build a wooden ship) or books in general.

shuffle your ass down to the public library and get him dvds.

become expert in history or something else, again reading.

learn fly tying.

take up whittling

Write his memoirs for the grandkids, his reminisces.

Gather all the photographs in the house and write on the back who they are and the years and what relations they are for his great great great great grandchildren.

Record videos, narratives of his life.

draw up blueprints for his viking funeral.

Fuck until he can't even walk anymore...............uhhhhhhhh...nevermind that one.........  

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:46:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


Fly tying. It looks fun on tv. Thread, bits of string and feathers, thinking like a fish.




This is good. What should I go buy?

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:46:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		When my dad was permanently glued to bed during the last years of his life, he played solitaire...constantly..his favorite card game, he'd draw pictures of naked women, played guitar, come up with stupid little puzzles for us to solve, want to talk of philosophy based on Star Trek, read, yell at me and my sisters about stuff like stop vacuuming when his Soaps were on hehe, uumm...eerr...what else....sleep, a lot, drive us crazy with his funny whistling all day, come up with new inventions that he thought were kewl..but useless and play with the grandkids who all adored him. And played catch the stuffed rabbit with the dog until the dog refused to bring it back which was about after the 3rd time or my dad started calling the dog dumb....his way of saying he liked the dog.


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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:48:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

read book on subjects he has always dreamed about (how to build a wooden ship) or books in general.

shuffle your ass down to the public library and get him dvds.

become expert in history or something else, again reading.

learn fly tying.

take up whittling

Write his memoirs for the grandkids, his reminisces.

Gather all the photographs in the house and write on the back who they are and the years and what relations they are for his great great great great grandchildren.

Record videos, narratives of his life.

draw up blueprints for his viking funeral.

Fuck until he can't even walk anymore...............uhhhhhhhh...nevermind that one.........  


THIS is going in the next email, SOONEST!

Keep in mind that he cannot 'gather' anything. He is on bed rest.

Got any good deals on fly tying stuff?

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:49:23 PM   
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http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Material-Grab-Only-Large/dp/B003M63W22/ref=sr_1_3?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734482&sr=1-3&keywords=fly+tying+materials

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Made-Beginners-Randall-Kaufmann/dp/B005JNLLO2/ref=sr_1_2?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734530&sr=1-2&keywords=fly+tying+book

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:50:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Fly-Tying-Kit-wooden/dp/B0032OMI3S/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1342734443&sr=8-3&keywords=fly+tying+kit

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Material-Grab-Only-Large/dp/B003M63W22/ref=sr_1_3?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734482&sr=1-3&keywords=fly+tying+materials

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Made-Beginners-Randall-Kaufmann/dp/B005JNLLO2/ref=sr_1_2?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734530&sr=1-2&keywords=fly+tying+book


Well, fuck me, I thought that you had one in stock.

Bastard.

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:50:42 PM   
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A laptop and wireless. Just sayin'.



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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:52:28 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

read book on subjects he has always dreamed about (how to build a wooden ship) or books in general.

shuffle your ass down to the public library and get him dvds.

become expert in history or something else, again reading.

learn fly tying.

take up whittling

Write his memoirs for the grandkids, his reminisces.

Gather all the photographs in the house and write on the back who they are and the years and what relations they are for his great great great great grandchildren.

Record videos, narratives of his life.

draw up blueprints for his viking funeral.

Fuck until he can't even walk anymore...............uhhhhhhhh...nevermind that one.........  


THIS is going in the next email, SOONEST!

Keep in mind that he cannot 'gather' anything. He is on bed rest.

Got any good deals on fly tying stuff?


dooooodette;  he should shuffle YOUR ass down to the library and get him dvds.   (and books on tape) they can order from other libraries (they got like quantum physics lectures, nearly anything) maybe language tapes.

has he a laptop?   do the family tree, goto www. ancestry . com and go for the package.

and you gather the photographs and letters and whatnot.  get him some albums so he can albumize them as well.

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:57:15 PM   
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http://www.amazon.com/Donegan-OptiVisor-Headband-Magnifier-Magnification/dp/B0068OSIIS/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1342735012&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=jewelers+magnifying+headband

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:57:58 PM   
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Fly tying. Beautiful things, flies. I have lots of grey feathers, should you need them.

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:58:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Fly-Tying-Kit-wooden/dp/B0032OMI3S/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1342734443&sr=8-3&keywords=fly+tying+kit

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Material-Grab-Only-Large/dp/B003M63W22/ref=sr_1_3?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734482&sr=1-3&keywords=fly+tying+materials

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Made-Beginners-Randall-Kaufmann/dp/B005JNLLO2/ref=sr_1_2?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734530&sr=1-2&keywords=fly+tying+book


Well, fuck me, I thought that you had one in stock.

Bastard.


Uh, I got MINE in stock, and unless you are going to give me some hella blowjobs, I aint parting with them.

And you can send that one to your dad as well.  I dont care who knows it.  

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 2:58:56 PM   
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dooooodette;  he should shuffle YOUR ass down to the library and get him dvds.   (and books on tape) they can order from other libraries (they got like quantum physics lectures, nearly anything) maybe language tapes.


My ass is 800 miles away. If I was right there, I would be able to try things left and right without emailing him.

quote:

has he a laptop? do the family tree, goto www. ancestry . com and go for the package.


In my family, we have done that. My 'indian' ancestory is much more proveable that Ms. Warren's.

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and you gather the photographs and letters and whatnot.  get him some albums so he can albumize them as well.


Someone else would have to do the gathering. But it is a good idea. Thanks.

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 3:00:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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ORIGINAL: Aylee


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Fly-Tying-Kit-wooden/dp/B0032OMI3S/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1342734443&sr=8-3&keywords=fly+tying+kit

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Material-Grab-Only-Large/dp/B003M63W22/ref=sr_1_3?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734482&sr=1-3&keywords=fly+tying+materials

http://www.amazon.com/Tying-Made-Beginners-Randall-Kaufmann/dp/B005JNLLO2/ref=sr_1_2?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1342734530&sr=1-2&keywords=fly+tying+book


Well, fuck me, I thought that you had one in stock.

Bastard.


Uh, I got MINE in stock, and unless you are going to give me some hella blowjobs, I aint parting with them.

And you can send that one to your dad as well.  I dont care who knows it.  


It is my DAD! How many and where?

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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 3:01:44 PM   
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RE: Bed Rest. Suggestions? - 7/19/2012 3:06:21 PM   
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