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Kaliko -> RE: My orgasms belong to HIM (7/23/2012 7:29:31 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Killerangel
Original OP:
I guess what I'm asking for is feedback, some guidance or mentoring...?
< Message edited by Everly7298 -- 7/23/2012 5:26:3
Okay...if you feel like you need some guidance...
If you're going to slap yourself while you're masturbating, you might want to grab an implement. Sometimes reaching down with your hand can upset your balance, depending, of course, on your intoxication level and what piece of furniture you've decided to get yourself off on. This is important. Spreading your legs and slapping yourself with a small paperback novel while reclining in the barcalounger requires a whole different set of skills than if you were to balance on the bar stool in the den and have at it with a curling iron. Which also begs for a whole other set of precautions but that's beginning to enter fetish territory and that's just weird.
Anywho, I would recommend a simple utensil like a spatula or even, in a pinch, a whisk, which can come in extra handy if you're a bit of a masochist. Golf clubs are too big and heavy and will often miss the mark and you'll wind up damaging your shin. Go too little, like a teaspoon or a small comb, and you risk a slippery backfire in the excitement. These smaller tools have the ability to shoot across the room like a tiny bullet. This will usually cause the cat to panic and invariably claw at your curtains, so just to be safe, tie your drapes up off the floor to limit the damage the cat can do. Or better yet, buy some wooden blinds. You can never be too careful.
Just my two cents. :)
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