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Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say - 11/1/2004 11:02:20 AM

subbiejenn

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Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say

10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!

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RE: Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say - 11/1/2004 11:19:07 AM

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LOL!!!!!

I agree with most of them. . .but I *have* actually said #9 and #5.

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RE: Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say - 11/1/2004 6:20:51 PM

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*giggles* i wont ever have to say #5!

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RE: Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say - 11/1/2004 9:00:50 PM

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I say #3 all the time. I hate the telephone

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RE: Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say - 11/3/2004 2:22:06 PM

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I say #4 just to piss him off.............bad subbie.........weg

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