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BambiBoi -> Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart (8/11/2012 12:00:43 AM)
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That's a lot of deer puns.
I realized today that I get a little snarky in my posts, and felt that maybe introducing myself would assuage the offenses. Right now I am a mostly submissive boy who has an adept hand at topping. In my introductory years to the lifestyle I identified as dominant (as eager young men often do) but slowly realized I was a service top. Figuring that out shattered one heart completely, and chipped another. I never want to hurt someone like that again. ...But the bad man's dead now and from the ashes arose a Bambi with an inexplicable cervine ilk. (See, that one was like "elk," which is another deer-like creature.)
I write from a jaded place with hopes of helping. I will often make comically sweeping generalizations and slip in jokes to entertain me while I write. Less concerned with entertaining you as you read. My best advice is usually filled with questions you should ask rather than actions you should take. I hope when you see that androgynous mouse-doll on the left side of your screen you'll think "Buckle up, this is going to be good..." (That one was rather subtle.)
Before I close I'd like to clear up that Bambi was, in fact, a male.
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