I want a patent on my sperm.

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MrBukani -> I want a patent on my sperm. (8/11/2012 3:31:04 AM)
Through thousands of years of carefull and rigorous selective breeding I have made my kids immune to bullshit. Can I get a patent on that?

Tumblweed -> RE: I want a patent on my sperm. (8/11/2012 3:40:31 AM)
Some one may prove prior art. Weed

MrBukani -> RE: I want a patent on my sperm. (8/11/2012 3:56:21 AM)
How the hell did I go off topic with patents directly controlled by politics? Ah well, who cares?[:D] Anyway the whore of babylon stole my seamen in my sleep and planted my fellas in her bastard womb to give birth to the prince of darkness. I want to abort this carriage. Can I? And if I cant patent my seed wich is a result of selective breeding, how the hell can companies patent plantseeds? Do I have to genetically modify my sperm to get a patent?

VideoAdminXi -> RE: I want a patent on my sperm. (8/11/2012 4:00:34 AM)
quote: How the hell did I go off topic Because there is no longer a "Random Stupidity" forum.[;)] Have a great day, Xi

MrBukani -> RE: I want a patent on my sperm. (8/11/2012 4:08:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminXi quote: How the hell did I go off topic Because there is no longer a "Random Stupidity" forum.[;)] Have a great day, Xi Ah too bad I missed that forum. That makes a lot of sense. I would have moved it to the fun and games. Too bad some people cant see the truth in comedy. Have a great weekend and keep up the good work! Thank you for the FR.

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