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UllrsIshtar -> sex change (8/13/2012 1:20:45 PM)

I'm hereby informing all y'all that apparently I'm a dude.

I just received the following mail:

quote:

you have been added to the list of men making female profiles!!


Now looking at the profile I find this:

quote:

This name is a dude. maamstacymiss HE is pertending to be a chick. Asking for cash.

Found another one that is a Dude Fantasykisses.

Fantasykisses is a nut job. If you talk to this one good luck. This one will send all kind of nasty messages if they do not get what they want.

subbie4one is another guy this one will make you think there a chick just so he can get a guy off.

I hope you never have to deal with such a wack job!

One more guy to add to the list. (UllrsIshtar)

how many female profiles are truly men.

here is my list

UllrsIshtar

subbie4one

Fantasykisses

maamstacymiss



Dont get scamed!!!!


Now I know exactly what I've done to deserve this, I replied to a wanker mail I got by telling him that females do not like being treated as fetish delivery systems. Apparently that makes me a dude, because immediately after he read my mail I was added to the hall of shame as being a fake.

Now, I don't care much about all of this, but I thought it was kind of cool to get my very first very own mention on a "fakes profile" so here I am bragging to all y'all about it. You ain't real anyways unless you've been called a fake for at least a dozen times. [:D]




poise -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 1:22:52 PM)

You sure have a lovely ass...for a dude! [:)]




UllrsIshtar -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 1:35:30 PM)

I just thought it was so fucking deliciously ironic that with the type of wanker messages he sends on a first email, not a single actual woman (unless she's a scammer out for CC info) would actually ever respond to him.

Instead, the only responses he will EVER get are exactly guys with fake female profiles, because they're the only ones who don't care if he treats them as a fetish delivery system.





Ullrmann -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 2:14:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

You sure have a lovely ass...for a dude! [:)]



Her ass is even better in person. Er... I mean his ass?

I guess it is time to come out of the closet since I'm sleeping with a dude.




FrostedFlake -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 7:23:24 PM)

I'm sure it was a relief to have that cleared up for you.

Soooo, any urge to lean out you cars window, hooting and pounding the horn?

I gather this impresses the girls. Some think favorably.




JeffBC -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 7:43:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

You sure have a lovely ass...for a dude! [:)]

I was thinking that too. Man, if Ish is a dude I'm suddenly feeling a lot more bi.

Btw Ishtarr, for me it works the other way around. I spent a few years calling myself a fake and getting random accusations of true-ness. Does that mean I'm really a fake after all?




UllrsIshtar -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 7:49:38 PM)

Of course you're fake... I thought you would have figured that out by now Jeff...




JeffBC -> RE: sex change (8/13/2012 7:50:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar
Of course you're fake... I thought you would have figured that out by now Jeff...

I just KNEW the Goddess of Logic would be able to sort that one out.




GreedyTop -> RE: sex change (8/18/2012 12:40:53 PM)

yay me!! I have, in the past few weeks, been outted as a MAN!! *snerk*




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: sex change (8/18/2012 12:51:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yay me!! I have, in the past few weeks, been outted as a MAN!! *snerk*


Which would definitely put "Bi-play" back on the table for a lot of men on this site...




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