FrostedFlake
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Joined: 3/4/2009 From: Centralia, Washington Status: offline
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Hooray! More jobs for useless coplike clowns! Folks that will come down like a ton of bricks on a stranded boater after he rescues himself because they wouldn't do it for him. Think I'm kidding? Au contrair mon frair. I am thrilled this rant is on topic. Did you ever think through the way TSA finds bombs at airports? "Do you have a bomb? OK, get on the jet." "Do you have a bomb? OK, get on the jet." "Do you have a bomb? OK, get on the jet." What happens if someone says, "Why, Yay-ess!"? Of course, the (Shocked! Shocked!) TSA official says, "Give it to me." And when that doesn't happen, the TSA guy leans forward, sticks out his hand, palm up, and says, "Give it to me!" When that doesn't happen the TSA guy points at his palm three times, simultaneously raises and lowers his voice and says, "GIVE IT TO ME!" At this point even a hardened terrorist, veteran of a dozen suicide bombings would simply have no choice but to give in, and give it to him. After all, he asked for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDY4qMcR54 Now there are thirty dead and a hundred wounded. The airport is evacuated. Incoming jets are diverted, the passengers required to use other transportation assets. The outgoing jets stay put, the passengers required to use other transportation assets. The passengers waiting at other airports for the jets diverted or delayed here are also forced to use other transportation assets. The effect is compounded as the day goes on, because departures without arrivals and arrivals without departures mean jets are not where they are supposed to be when they are supposed to be there. Like rings around a rock tossed in a pond, the disruption spreads to affect airports worldwide. Buses, trains and automobiles become overloaded and traffic jams appear everywhere. Millions of people lose their tempers and many also lose their tenuous grasp on sanity. Riot erupts in cities all over the world. Thousands are killed, tens of thousands are injured. Hospitals, hotels, private homes and even public parks become packed with confused, confudled, irritable people far from their homes. Money runs out, food and water too. It gets dark. Order breaks down. Policemen fearing for their families leave the jury-rigged (PUN!) barricades. The Army is called in to ride herd on the National Guard. The President declares Martial Law. By Dawn, a thousand "looters" are dead. Exaggeration? Maybe. But what happens if a security desk at an airport gets blown up every week? And what could possibly prevent that? Indeed, what does? When you are completely exposed and at the same time completely safe, that means there is no enemy. Except, of course, the folks who say there is one. Recall those buildings going down. Inexplicably. Look into the thermite angle. Who would do such a thing? Qui bono? There are only two kinds of government. Top down and bottom up. Each is very popular, with a different group of people. Each group has been cutting the others throats since before anyone ever saw a history book. Simple Question ; What kind of government do we have? /rant.
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Frosted Flake simul justus et peccator Einen Liebhaber, und halten Sie die Schraube "... evil (and hilarious) !!" Hlen5
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