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uneke -> bloke (8/14/2012 4:30:51 AM)
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This bloke’s lying on a beach in the sun. He has no arms or legs. Three young girls stop to say hello and ask how he is.
‘ok I guess, but a bit lonely.’
The first girl says, ‘ tell me, have you ever been hugged?’
‘ no, not really’
She gets down and gives him a hug.
The second girl says,’ tell me, have you ever been kissed?
‘ no, not really.’
She gets down and gives him a kiss.
The third girl says, ‘ tell me, have you ever been fucked?’
‘ no, not really.’
‘ well you are now cos the tide’s coming in.’
uneke
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