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GreedyTop -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 11:42:17 AM)

I actually got an email today from a guy who had - wait for it - READ MY PROFILE!! and I mean the WHOLE thing!

He commented on several aspects of it, and then *gasp* asked me a question about SOMETHING I HAD SAID!


Of course, he lead with nice ink and great ass... but the rest of it about made up for that LOL



LadyConstanze -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 12:10:39 PM)

On rare occasions there are really good messages!



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 12:55:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

RATS...

Nothing wrong with a rat or two ;)



[image]local://upfiles/92364/7D5E1241E6E24E0F88C0DCEE1D7EE6DD.jpg[/image]


Jesus. Rats aren't known for their Victorian values regarding sex anyway - but that one on the left is the most evilly lecherous-looking beast I've ever seen. I bet it's even tried to shag both your Dobermans.



GreedyTop -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 12:57:04 PM)

DAMMIT, Peon! that just made me choke on my drink!!



OttersSwim -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 2:00:12 PM)

Look at the rat on the left and then insert the line (best Cockney accent):

"Right you are Gov'naa..."

Now give him a little brown bowler hat...



LadyConstanze -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 2:05:20 PM)

Hey that was sainted Marilyn, he was half blind and deaf, so he tended to be a bit nippy (sort of "I best take a bite to figure out it's edible or friendly"), but he and Dumbie (on the right) were having a perfectly monogamous gay relationship... Your best friend Alfie and Mr Slinky (remaining rat) are quite cosy together!



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:10:09 PM)

Alfie is a peabrain but good egg. Kia is a bit of a female milksop, but she's nice, too.

I don't know where you got the idea that I was ever scared of your dogs, Lady C. I'd more likely be more scared of two large and somewhat overcooked meatloaves.



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:13:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

Look at the rat on the left and then insert the line (best Cockney accent):

"Right you are Gov'naa..."

Now give him a little brown bowler hat...



*Chortle* I can see that. Though, I was thinking more of Terry-Thomas, in best upper class English-style "Hell-EH-oh. You're a pretty little thing, aren't you, mmh?"



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:15:53 PM)

~snerk~



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:20:57 PM)

Terry-Thomas in action. If you want to know what 'suave with the ladies' means, here is the definition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

'Hello, hello, *hello*! Where did you find *this* lovely creature?

Excellent. The man knew how to do chat-ups. I strive to emulate his immaculate style.



GreedyTop -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:24:12 PM)

wasn't he in Bridge on the River Kwai?



LadyConstanze -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:33:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Alfie is a peabrain but good egg. Kia is a bit of a female milksop, but she's nice, too.

I don't know where you got the idea that I was ever scared of your dogs, Lady C. I'd more likely be more scared of two large and somewhat overcooked meatloaves.


Ahhh maybe the fact that they barked when they saw you with a backpack and you almost jumped out of your skin, and that you asked a bit nervously at the train station "My lord, are they going to eat me? Bet they could!"

But then you were too fascinated with the leeches (asking the vet if you could see it) and obsessed with Alf's floppy ear and running after him, putting his ear back again as it disturbed your sense of aesthetics, it hat H asking me "Is he gay?"



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:35:24 PM)

Flopped back ears are not acceptable and MUST be set right.



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:50:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

wasn't he in Bridge on the River Kwai?



No. Please tell me you're not mixing him with Alec Guinness, Greedy? Frigging hell!

Jesus, next you'll say that every British man looks, as well as sounds, the same!



GreedyTop -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:53:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

wasn't he in Bridge on the River Kwai?



No. Please tell me you're not mixing him with Alec Guinness, Greedy? Frigging hell!

Jesus, next you'll say that every British man looks, as well as sounds, the same!



no no.. I know I have seen him in something or three.. but just can't place it. *runs to check IMDB*

ETA: ok, the only title I recognize right off is "It's a Mad mad etc...". But I am CERTAIN I have seen him in other things...



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:53:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Ahhh maybe the fact that they barked when they saw you with a backpack and you almost jumped out of your skin, and that you asked a bit nervously at the train station "My lord, are they going to eat me? Bet they could!"x


I'm just a gentleman, that's all, Lady C. I knew that it was required of me to be frightened of your dogs. [;)]



PeonForHer -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 3:59:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTopno no.. I know I have seen him in something or three.. but just can't place it. *runs to check IMDB*


'How to Murder Your Wife', with Jack Lemmon. Absolute classic. If you haven't seen it, you should. I've seen it umpteen times now - I watch it every time it comes up on the BBC.

His style has been copied many times. Dustin Hoffman did it so well when he played 'Captain Hook' that Brit viewers kept looking for T-T's trademark gap between the front teeth. He was the comedy archetype of the upper class British villain. He was a hero of mine, I have to say.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 4:02:54 PM)

Little boy is adorable, no matter if his ear is flopped back or not



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GreedyTop -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 4:04:22 PM)

omg, LC.. what an adorable pic!! !

MAybe that was it, Peon. will have to see if it is available on Netflix...



pyschosubmission -> RE: Because I Can (8/17/2012 6:35:23 PM)

OMG that is beyond adorable!!

And that is the most regal expression I have ever seen on a dogs face!



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