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JanahX -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:01:53 PM)

-----> wants to look into the bunny's jars.




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:07:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain
Trust me I know very well how a mans brain works.


When I turned 16, my father told me, "Always remember that a man has two heads and only enough blood to operate one at a time."

My great grandmother used to say something very close to that but when she said it she ended it with... "and remember the little one is normally doing most of the thinking"




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:10:17 PM)

Meanie!
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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I only have a small jar...but I do have a large mallet too.

Where there's a will(y), there's a way [:D]





MissImmortalPain -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:17:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Pah all you grrrlz is just jealous cos you don't have one.


Now that ^ is just a sillly thought. You and Freud have it all wrong. Why would any of us want one when they get hot, are sticky, heavy(yeah I'm giving you all credit that I most likely shouldn't) they get in the way, they speak for you guys at times when you wish they wouldn't and for the most part a woman can have one whenever she wants anyway. Infact in a lot of cases we can have more than one. I think the high count is five if you put everyone in the right position. Can you say the same thing? (If you do happen to have five cocks don't tell me...I'll have nightmares about tentacles)




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:26:35 PM)

My entire contribution to the conversation is a quotation from the SWDesertDom:

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Maybe that's what the advantage of having a small one is? More blood available to operate the other head?






Ninebelowzero -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:30:51 PM)

I can quite categorically state that I have never had 5 cocks & just add the only one I have had is my own. Any allegations to the contrary will result in letters from my solicitors (why are they called that anyway?) Goitre Thrutch & Partners.
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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Pah all you grrrlz is just jealous cos you don't have one.


Now that ^ is just a sillly thought. You and Freud have it all wrong. Why would any of us want one when they get hot, are sticky, heavy(yeah I'm giving you all credit that I most likely shouldn't) they get in the way, they speak for you guys at times when you wish they wouldn't and for the most part a woman can have one whenever she wants anyway. Infact in a lot of cases we can have more than one. I think the high count is five if you put everyone in the right position. Can you say the same thing? (If you do happen to have five cocks don't tell me...I'll have nightmares about tentacles)





LookieNoNookie -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 1:36:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

enough about you..what can it do for me? when I'm not focused on it, that is... *grin*


How in the world has this conversation moved so far away from talking about my dick?




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 2:00:51 PM)

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solicitors (why are they called that anyway?)


Because the term hired henchmen was already being used for something else.




Aswad -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 8:16:10 PM)

I'm fascinated with the length... of this thread.

That being said, I wonder how many of the pole shots are ending up elsewhere?





ARIES83 -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 8:20:22 PM)

Im pretty sure they all end up in a folder
on Janahs computer... [sm=poke.gif]




Aswad -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (8/19/2012 9:09:35 PM)

Well, I guess a folder is better than a jar, at least.

Last time I saw a pickled pole, I was somewhat uneasy about it.

IWYW,
— Aswad.





wickedoldwolf -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/13/2012 9:23:14 PM)

If you females had one you'dnever get anything done. You'd be playing witjh it all the live long day.




Arturas -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/13/2012 9:43:43 PM)

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why would the high volume of male profiles be all about their dicks?


Must be your part of the country or the water there or something because most of the male profiles I have read don't do any such thing. Read mine if you like. It has my kink and not so kink interests and what type of girl I'm looking for. My preception is most of the male profiles seem to be more or less like this. Now some others focus on what they will do to a girl or spend most of the profile describing how strict they will be and so they are acting their fantasy and desires out in writing the profile.

However, I'm sure you have seen the profiles you describe and no doubt your perception of so many being like this is very real to you and I have to respect your preception while asking you to consider that perhaps you are yourself maybe focused on men's cocks and so when you see a profile with this then it stays in the forefront of your perceptions? Hmmmm...given that is true, maybe there IS an advantage to cock focus in a man's profile...




yourdarkdesire -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/14/2012 12:18:58 AM)

If you had to grab your junk everytime you took a piss, wouldn't you be fascinated with it too?




RemoteUser -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/14/2012 11:35:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

If you had to grab your junk everytime you took a piss, wouldn't you be fascinated with it too?


But...you don't have to.

I can demonstrate with stick figures, if you like. o_O




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/14/2012 3:12:33 PM)

I'm just going to focus on the actual topic....not the actual discussion...

My dick is pretty gawdamn fascinating...I've been fascinated by it for years....

I've known my dick for years.

Me and my dick are very good friends.

I'd call my dick if it had a phone.

Of course, my dick doesn't have a job, ergo...it wouldn't have a phone.

If my dick had a phone...it'd be on speed dial.

That's me and my dick.




JanahX -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/15/2012 1:04:28 AM)

Lmfao ---- > I can't believe this thread is still rockin' and rollin'.

Well one things for sure- people are fascinated with the topic of men being fascinated with their dicks -




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/15/2012 7:45:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

-----> wants to look into the bunny's jars.


Oh so now you want to see the cocks! :p

Having read this whole thread (no, I'm not sure why either) I would just like to say that I feel this joke:

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ORIGINAL: Kana

Tom and Harry just called, said "All these womenz talking about Dick and ignoring us is making us jealous."



was under-appreciated.

Appreciate the wit, people. Appreciate the wit.

[:D][:D]




xssve -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/15/2012 1:08:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Let's take this point by point:

1. Women love cock as much as men do, but we tend to focus on one guy at a time, someone we are usually involved with. I think some women only do seek as much cock as possible, but I don't know too many in that category.

2. A relationship can be based only on cock and sex, if the two parties agree that it is based on that alone. Possibly, one of the parties may develop feelings for more than the cock, and then there is usually a problem.

3. As to whether this cock centric approach works, I believe that the men who are actively on sites like this and others who lead with their cocks, are probably not successful.

4. I think the successful guys who seek relationships are either taken or doing something else, other than posting photos of their cocks.

5. If your cock is your number one priority in life, then you are a sad specimen.

6. I think some men are from Mars and some women are from Venus, but there are still cocks on both those planets; we have to find a way to show some of these men that the quickest way to a woman's pussy, is through her brain, not by having to see a disembodied cock upon looking at a profile.

One last thing, and this is going to be wasted since the target audience is on the other side: one thing that is always missing from online profiles and photos, is finesse. To me, a bit of mystery is good regarding the cock. If I like you and you turn me on intellectually and emotionally, I can assure you, your cock will be very busy...eventually.

Also, who wants to know that someone they might be interested in is showing his cock to everyone?

All I know is that pussy shots don't bother me a bit for some reason.

I think women are better at pretending, and you can afford the at whole mystery thing, we can't exactly hide it, and don't tell me you don't notice, and that you don't react different to Twelve inches than you do to Three.

That being said, all I got to say about mine is it's about average and it gets hard, but I don't mention it unless the subject comes up, and it's usually a woman brings it up.

Thinking hard, and I can't remember a man ever taking any interest in my cock, but maybe I wasn't looking for it.

Part of may be that it's such a big deal, this thread is making a big deal out of it - even bad press is still press.

But of course it's really only good for two things one of which is peeing while standing up, so unless you're into that in some way, most guys figure it's probably the other thing, and figure it's only fair to show you what you're gettin' into, or rather whats gonna be gettin' into you.

I mean if it is 12 inches, or three, you probably want to know that if you're average, I don't see why it's relevant, it; like saying you got opposable thumbs or walk on your hind legs.

But, just for the novelty of it, I think it would be refreshing if women talked about their cootchies more, Two fingers or Four?




AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Men fascinated with their dicks (9/15/2012 1:22:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: xssve

But, just for the novelty of it, I think it would be refreshing if women talked about their cootchies more, Two fingers or Four?


cootchies are different. They are, after all, designed to pass a baby and then spring back to a size small enough to provide friction to a cock. So even if we were inclined to sit around giving measurements, they are pretty meaningless since when needed, they stretch, unlike cocks.




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