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Funniest or strangest sexual encounter or scene - 6/10/2006 11:35:23 PM

Daddysredhead

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Master and I were talking about the funniest or most bizarre things that W/we have encountered in the past during an intimate moment and I was wondering what odd things you all might have to share here on the board.

I'll start on Master's behalf...

He once was getting ready for a bit of passion with a "nilla" girl and she told Him that they could "only do it doggy-style" because she had just gotten her hair done and didn't want to mess it up. She later told Him that she would appreciate it if He would hurry up and finish because she was starting to get sweaty and it was going to make her hair-do "go flat." He said that He started laughing and had to stop everything and let the girl and her hair-do go on about their way.

Next one, me...

Back in college, I was dating a guy who was a Marine in the first Persian Gulf War. He was in a heavy combat zone, but managed to come back home without injury. The first night we were together, I was all over him and did everything possible

to let him know that I had missed him and was happy that he had returned safely. At about 4:30 a.m., after barely sleeping that night, he finally looked at me and said, "I consider myself lucky to be alive after being in Iraq for so long, but if you don't stop for a while... I swear to God, you're going to kill me. I got more sleep in the desert than I'm getting tonight!"

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RE: Funniest or strangest sexual encounter or scene - 6/11/2006 1:05:45 PM

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Back when I lived in California, an ex-boyfriend and I went camping. We found what we thought was a private area that had a nice, clear stream running through it. We decided to skinny dip and one thing led to another. While in the throes of passion, I threw My head back....and caught sight of three or four people on horseback, taking it all in very intently. My guy and I were so wrapped up in what we were doing, we didn't even hear them approach. I immediately disengaged myself, straigthened up, and waved to them. Once they knew we noticed them, they took off.

Well, that shot our passion for the day. We decided to put on our swimsuits, get back in the stream, and just enjoy it platonically. About a half hour later, another group of people on horseback came by to take a look. We figured the first group told them about us, and they figured we might be back in action again by then. I just waved to the second group, and they took off, looking sort of disappointed.

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RE: Funniest or strangest sexual encounter or scene - 6/11/2006 1:19:56 PM

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I've never really had anything funny happen during sex. I'll have to think about it.

As for strange, though...
A few years ago, a girlfriend of mine, who is also bi, decided she wanted me badly. It wasn't so much that she wanted me as it was that her boyfriend did (who was another of my best friends). She did everything in her power to try to get me in bed with the two of them. Well, eventually she succeeded when I was drunk enough one night. They called down one of their friends from Indy and the three of them proceeded to feed me alcohol and seduce me. (Makes me sound innocent, huh?) It was very strange and very awkward, yet fun, being held down by two big guys while a skinny redhead screws you with a glass dildo. Oddly enough, that was that. I told them it wouldn't happen again, and strangely enough I met my husband the day afterward. (Of course then it became pressure for both of us to join them. They cut it out when I said "enough", though. Too many negative factors to make that happen.)

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RE: Funniest or strangest sexual encounter or scene - 6/11/2006 2:06:39 PM

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That's funny, I didn't think anyone saw me there on my horse, with my binoculars...

hee, hee, hee...

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RE: Funniest or strangest sexual encounter or scene - 6/11/2006 2:18:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

the three of them proceeded to feed me alcohol and seduce me. (Makes me sound innocent, huh?)

I think you are completely innocent, almost virginal, just like me. Falling into the hands (or beds) of those who would take advantage... Shame on them!

'Scuse me while I dodge the lightning that just struck the floor next to me... LOL.

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