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twicehappy -> Country fun with your Masters (6/11/2006 6:44:28 AM)
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Master and Mistress were playing songs last night and Master wanted a funny song to cheer him up so he played this one because it always made him laugh at the guy singing it.
Well when it started playing i began adding commentary. The more i added the redder he got and the harder he laughed. He finally said" I never looked at it like that before".
So i posted the lyrics here with my commentary in parenthesis. Now all you subs/slaves out there who can play this song for your owners and add your own commentary and see what happens.
I would also like to add that being forced to listen to country music violated once again my stated hard limits. Go check my profile, it is listed as a hard limit for real.
Put Another Log On The Fire
- (Shel Silverstein)
Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans( i do)
Go out to the car and change the tyre( ok i never changed his tire but i change the oil regularly)
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans(do this daily)
Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers(i fetch his pipe he fills it himself but i put his slippers on)
And boil me up another pot of tea(and coffee)(oh and bring beer)
Then put another log on the fire, babe
And come and tell me why you're leaving me
Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday(and the bike, the boat too)
Don't I warn you when you're getting fat(nobody in my house will ever wear an extra large)
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me some day(why do you think i have to wash the boat)
You know a man can't love a woman more than that(yes he can, he lets me wash the Harleys too don't forget)
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister(no worrys here but all five of them would love to be nice to him, trust me)
And don't I take her driving every night
Come and sit here by my feet 'cos' I love you when you're sweet(i always sit at his feet)
And you know it isn't feminine to fight(no yelling, he sends me to my room, it is not ladylike to fight)
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