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OsideGirl -> My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 2:03:57 PM)
A man emailed me telling me that he's looking for a slave to marry. I told him that I had no interest in being a bigamist. He says, "Oh, but my slave, you will learn to trust me enough to do such things". I don't think he knows what that word means.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 2:08:13 PM)
HA!! Oh my goodness, stupidity should be painful. Like a migraine.

pyschosubmission -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 2:37:34 PM)
Hahahahaha! On a more serious note, please may that man never procreate

DarkSteven -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 2:53:19 PM)
Uh, OsideGirl, that was his FIRST communication with you?

OsideGirl -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 3:06:13 PM)
His first email to me said that he wanted to marry me. He clearly has no idea what he'd be in for with me, if I said yes.....

LadyPact -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 4:40:13 PM)
Funny as hell!

pyschosubmission -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 4:43:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl His first email to me said that he wanted to marry me. The tragedy here, is that he probably thinks he's being romantic

Delilya -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 4:52:08 PM)
And you didn't jump at the chance?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 5:02:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl A man emailed me telling me that he's looking for a slave to marry. I told him that I had no interest in being a bigamist. He says, "Oh, but my slave, you will learn to trust me enough to do such things". I don't think he knows what that word means. That's all very well and good but, I will add this..... Dristan looks quite a bit like Visene in the dark (always look at the cap...one's darker....I never, until last night, ever felt a need to divulge this information). Allow me to say, they act quite quite a bit differently in the body.

DaNewAgeViking -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 5:03:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus HA!! Oh my goodness, stupidity should be painful. Like a migraine. Or the constant ache which comes of non-consensual chastity? [sm=sad.gif]

kalikshama -> RE: My chuckle for the day.... (8/22/2012 5:07:42 PM)
quote: I don't think he knows what that word means. That reminds me of when I first suggested to R that he was a narcissist. He said, "What are you talking about? I don't like to fuck dead people."

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