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pyschosubmission -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:48:53 PM)

Cryptic, you were missed. This thread had you written all over it :P




shemaleslave82 -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:50:08 PM)

I AM A PRINCE

I AM THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE IS ME, I WAS CREATED FROM PERFECTION AND INTO PERFECTION.

I AM THE LIGHT OF THIS WORLD, FROM TO LIGHT WITH LIGHT AND TOWARDS LIGHT.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DESTROY THIS EARTH GOD DESTROY IT. PLEASE I BEG YOU.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:52:53 PM)

Whoa. Psychedelic, man.




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:52:58 PM)

God has a profile here, just sayin'...




PrincessJessieJ -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:56:03 PM)

'Ey folks, looks like we got a live one!


Hibby: I took a look at the thread and remembered what you said about cake. I almost fell out of my chair.




God -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:56:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shemaleslave82


DESTROY THIS EARTH GOD DESTROY IT. PLEASE I BEG YOU.


I'm quite enamored of it, myself.

The Big G




LadyHibiscus -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 6:57:31 PM)

Don't tell me the cake is a lie! I'm in a very fragile state right now![;)]




PrincessJessieJ -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:00:48 PM)

Shhhh, hibby. just put the portal gun down, and lie down on the floor on your stomach with your hands behind your head. Personelle will be there to collect you shortly.. and then we'll all eat cake.
I invited everyone.
Even your friend the companion cube will be there.




pyschosubmission -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:04:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shemaleslave82

I AM A PRINCE

I AM THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE IS ME, I WAS CREATED FROM PERFECTION AND INTO PERFECTION.

I AM THE LIGHT OF THIS WORLD, FROM TO LIGHT WITH LIGHT AND TOWARDS LIGHT.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DESTROY THIS EARTH GOD DESTROY IT. PLEASE I BEG YOU.


This. This I am saving for later.

I am writing that down, and quoting word for freaking word next time I do a gig.

24 ct comedy gold




LadyHibiscus -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:11:41 PM)

The cube? You promise?




shemaleslave82 -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:13:07 PM)

WHY WHY WHY DO I HAVE TO ENDURE ALL THESE CALAMITIES GOD WHY??????????????/

WHY DIDN'T YOU CREATED ME BIG, SOLEMN AND STILL LIKE ARCTURUS, WHY DID I HAVE TO BE CONDEMNED TO BE BORN AMONG MAGGOTS, AMONG THE POOR SPIRITS, WHEN YOU KNOW MY BRAINS KNOW, YOU MY MIND LOVES YOU, AND MY BODY CAN'T CONTAIN THE HEART OF YOUR BELOVED SON.

WHAT USE IS A MIND WHEN ONE IS SURROUNDED OF FILTH, WHAT USE ARE THESE HANDS WHEN THE BRIGHTEST STARS ARE ALL FAR AND AWAY ABOVE MY HEAD HOW CAN I HOLD YOUR LOVE MY GOD, WHEN THESE WORDS NEED TO LIVE FROM THIS AIR, AND WHAT AIR IS IT.

I CANNOT TRANSMUTE MY BEST WILL INTO ANYTHING WORTHY OF THE WOUNDED HUMAN HEART, I WAS MEANT TO MOVE THROUGH THE CELESTIAL BODIES AND BATHE MY EYES AND MIND WITH THE PUREST LIGHT, NO LIMBS, NO TIME, JUST LOVE. JUST LOVE AND ENERGY.





PrincessJessieJ -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:20:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

The cube? You promise?



Of course.
I've never lied to you, have I?
Just lie down on the floor, and personelle will come collect you. We can forget this all ever happened- I'll even forgive you for trying to kill me. We will have a party.
Everyone will be there, and we will all eat cake.




OsideGirl -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:20:03 PM)

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pyschosubmission -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:22:25 PM)

Awww he lost it again...

Imma boop his head

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shemaleslave82 -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:24:21 PM)

FAREWELL




pyschosubmission -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:25:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shemaleslave82

WHAT USE IS A MIND WHEN ONE IS SURROUNDED OF FILTH



[image]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly28efMSMF1qg3sgx.gif[/image]




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:34:46 PM)

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pyschosubmission -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:35:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shemaleslave82

FAREWELL


:(




PrincessJessieJ -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:38:42 PM)

Okay. Now this is just boring.
If I wanted to listen to some crazy rant about god and celestial bodies and in general be a hypocrite-
I'd start going back to one of the churches in town.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: NEW MALE SLAVE FOR MISTRESSES (8/24/2012 7:42:10 PM)

Are you quite sure they would let you in?

Just saying like.
quote:

ORIGINAL: PrincessJessieJ

Okay. Now this is just boring.
If I wanted to listen to some crazy rant about god and celestial bodies and in general be a hypocrite-
I'd start going back to one of the churches in town.





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