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kiwisub12 -> RE: what is this? (8/29/2012 11:07:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Aswad

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

That shit tastes like last month's old socks left out in the rain.


Remarkably apt description, but you're leaving out the stale feces part.

I find that to be the most notable element of the nasopalatal crucifixion that is valerian root... put that on a gag, and something will give.

IWYW,
— Aswad.





Umm .... ok, i'll bite the bullet...... How do you know what stale feces tastes like?

Is it different to fresh feces?
Please enlighten me........................................



ARIES83 -> RE: what is this? (8/29/2012 2:26:11 PM)

I can't believe I didn't catch that, I say
"how do you know what shit tastes like?"
all the time in real life [:D]

-ARIES



LookieNoNookie -> RE: what is this? (8/29/2012 3:34:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I stopped over in the literary section because one of those prompts above intrigued me. I will say even though I am an older woman who grew up in a drug laced world.. I have no clue about drugs at all.
Never took any, unless you count the few days I was on vicodin for a back injury.

But this quote from the story I read has me stumped.

"His usual post-coital hang-up woke her, and she went downstairs to drop some Valerian root on her tongue and filled up her bong with salted water."

What is this? Ok.. I know what a bong is, I have read stories. But, what is valerian root for? And why salted water?


Valerian root is the natural version of Valium.

Smells like old rotting socks in droplets (tincture).



DesFIP -> RE: what is this? (8/29/2012 7:23:01 PM)

Calm & Cool for horses contains valerian root. However it will show up in drug tests and they'll be disqualified. I guess it must taste terrible because it comes in a syringe which you shoot onto the back of their tongue.



Aswad -> RE: what is this? (8/29/2012 10:26:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

How do you know what stale feces tastes like?


Because feces tastes pretty similar to what it smells like. It's those molecules known as skatoles that give feces its distinctive odor. Leave it out a bit, and you'll end up with putrescine in there, as well. I would imagine that the putrescine is responsible for why it's often compared to rotten socks. If you leave a rotten sock in water, however, it takes on a different smell. The combination seems pretty close to my recollection of valerian. As an alternative, fresh feces in a rotten sock would probably come pretty close, too. I find the fecal aspect of the odor more pungent than the rotten sock aspect, but noses vary (and the bulk of taste is actually a form of olfaction), as do herbal products.

Regardless, cats and rats love it.

IWYW,
— Aswad.




sunshinemiss -> RE: what is this? (8/30/2012 1:14:23 AM)

We can never EVER say this:

Aswad, you don't know shit.

NEVER.



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