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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 8:31:30 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		I just wanna gripe about Master's ex.  They've been divorced for a decade.  No kids.  No reason for her to ever speak to Him again, and He and I have been together for six years.  So why does she still call here?  Even after we moved to a new town and got a new phone number?  She keeps leaving her phone number, and He won't let me call her. 
 
At least He doesn't bother calling her back, so that counts for something, but the woman just needs to move on.  After all, she's the reason they're divorced.  The woman's a complete nut job, AND she cheated on Him constantly.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 8:35:43 PM   
SweetSlaveGirl


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Status: offline 		Whew, hate it when that happens. Wish my mom would move on, yet she does the same crap to her former 3rd husband.

Hey, at least he's not calling her back, at least not at home. Since she's calling, how do you know he's not sneaking while he's out, or you're out of the house, and calling her?  And if I personally found out he was, I'd be calling her even though he said no. I'd be definately finding out an answer as I can't stand being lied to. But, that's just my five cents. :)

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 8:39:28 PM   
Kindred2Evil


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Status: offline 		How about the ex that claims to still be in love with you after having gotten caught cheatting on you?  I walked right in on the act and got my favorite line of all time "BABY!!!! It's NOT what it looks like!!!!"  My response was quite friendly, "Oh, I know exactly what happened!  She was naked all spread out on the bed, your clothes just fell of and you slipped, causing your dick to go in her and you just couldn't pull it all the way out.  Totally understand."  Then the bum up and leaves for 3 mths, nobody knew where he was.  On our anniversary I get a call that goes something like this:
I love you, I miss you.  How ya been?
It was great.  I was actually speachless, totally speachless.  He claimed not to remember leaving like he did, said he just went off to work *innocent blink blink here*
Paybacks are a bitch, so I let him catch me and my current hubby in bed together, our bed none the less.  Gods, I am so frockin evil sometimes.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 8:43:41 PM   
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Hey, at least he's not calling her back, at least not at home. Since she's calling, how do you know he's not sneaking while he's out, or you're out of the house, and calling her?  And if I personally found out he was, I'd be calling her even though he said no. I'd be definately finding out an answer as I can't stand being lied to. But, that's just my five cents. :)


No, He's not calling her.  He'd tell me if He was.  He's called former girlfriends before, with me right there in the room, so that's not a problem for us.  That, and I don't think He's even listened to the message she left, because I'd already told Him what she'd said.  And no, I can't just call her.  He said no, and I'm going to respect His wishes.  I just wish I'd answered the phone when she called last time, instead of letting the machine pick it up.  Last time she actually spoke with someone here, Master's lesbian best friend was here and told her the three of us were living together.  We were, actually, but not that way.  Wish I'd been here for that call, though.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 8:54:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		ahhhhh ex's arent they trully amazing creatures unfortunately i think the other halves would like to shoot at times.i to have two ex,s that just wont move on one calls only couple times a year so not bad with that one.the other on the other hand i talk to pretty often yet the same old guilt trip is laid out i love you i cant love no other how can you not feel the same.my response get laid and youll feel better.ahhh i know so wrong of me but yet in this case i feel i am so right .ahhh wasnt for ex,s would we be so amused in life

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 9:03:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

stalking you


Yep.  On this message board.  So far with three different screen names. 


Is your favorite guy off his meds again?

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 9:08:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I just wanna gripe about Master's ex.  They've been divorced for a decade.  No kids.  No reason for her to ever speak to Him again, and He and I have been together for six years.  So why does she still call here?  Even after we moved to a new town and got a new phone number?  She keeps leaving her phone number, and He won't let me call her. 
 
At least He doesn't bother calling her back, so that counts for something, but the woman just needs to move on.  After all, she's the reason they're divorced.  The woman's a complete nut job, AND she cheated on Him constantly.


I would be wondering how she got the new number.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 10:27:31 PM   
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You dont bury them after the woodchipper, you use most of it as fish chum or livestock feed, the rest as fertilizer, let nature do the cleanup for you.


Actually I learned from my current ex about 10 years ago that you split them open and dump them into a pig lot...the pigs'll take care of them, including the femurs...just small unidentifiable chunks left...so-o-o-o-o-o-o, if I disappear, don't eat the BLT's.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/11/2006 10:31:51 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		OK, so a touch of my current ex...
spent months needing her 'space', would ride tri-met (the bus system out here); when she finally left stated needed control of her own life, finances, etc...as one of the reasons; turned out she was seeing someone, involved, oh, did I mention he was a bus driver?

C

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 12:18:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Did you want to hear about the one that:

Left me?

Stalked me?

Screwed around on me?

The one that got disconnected by his DSL and never came back ?(smiles)

There was the one that couldnt leave his mother and talked to himself a lot while I showered.

There was the one that had obsessions with fish and pantyhose (Dont ask dont tell)

There was the one that I could only visit on weekends because that was "visitors day" at the prison and I decided i wanted a fulltime relationship

There was the one that I only could visit on Tuesdays, because they would sedate him long enough for visits....

*Scratches head*...I am trying to think if I left someone out

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 12:29:11 AM   
CERCKL


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There was the one that had obsessions with fish and pantyhose

Was that fish in pantyhose or seperate interests?
Sometimes wondering why our 'picker' is broken so intensely in the past.

C


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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 10:09:06 AM   
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Wishes ALL My Ex's Lived in Texas!!!

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 11:00:49 AM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		How about the guy that told me he would kill himself if I broke up with him? (this was in high school)
My reply to that:
Go ahead, because if you're stupid enough to kill yourself over someone, you weren't worth being with in the first place.

Guess I was a cold hearted bitch even then....LOL

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 5:58:40 PM   
CERCKL


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I had a friend of mine, back during college run into an ex of mine, who broke up with me by moving without telling me, at a party and when my name came up for some reason (I was originally going to go but changed my mind because I had drank over a fifth of Black Velvet and not feeling well) and she freaked out, started screaming, going off, etc...called me Satanic, evil, all types of things...when I was told, I almost fell over laughing. Should've gone to that party.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 6:21:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		My ex is gay, I only found out AFTER the wedding.  My mum asked my why I thought the marriage didn't work out, I told her 'It didn't work out 'cause I don't have a penis'  Her jaw dropped, but I think she got my point

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 7:55:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

My ex is gay, I only found out AFTER the wedding.  My mum asked my why I thought the marriage didn't work out, I told her 'It didn't work out 'cause I don't have a penis'  Her jaw dropped, but I think she got my point
~dancer


WOW I KNEW we had something in common! I missed out on getting married because his boyfriend freaked out and tried to kill himself...then called his parents. Bastard made ME call everyone and tell them why we weren't getting married.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 8:00:46 PM   
Evanesce


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At least He doesn't bother calling her back, so that counts for something, but the woman just needs to move on.  After all, she's the reason they're divorced.  The woman's a complete nut job, AND she cheated on Him constantly.
I would be wondering how she got the new number.


Hmmm... she called information and they gave it to her, perhaps?

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/12/2006 8:06:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Rose, I am always thanking my god that I now have much better taste in men! Ya know it's always good if your a straight woman NOT to fall in love with a gay man * nod nod wink wink*

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/15/2006 7:34:21 AM   
SweetSlaveGirl


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Status: offline 		Kindred2Evil,

I love your solution. lol.

Me, I think I'd tie them up while they were sleeping, or knocked out drunk.(what I should have done to my late husband) When they wake up have a bit of molten bronze. Strip them down, if not already naked,gag them if needed and bronze those puppies while he's still awake and can see what's going on.  Mine would have really deserved this as he was abusive to me and the baby, refused to work to support his family, I worked till I gave birth to our son doing maid service at a hotel (not the best of jobs), and he couldn't get off his ass from the TV or baseball cards long enough to flip burgers or something.  He was a control freak and violently angry. Wish I'd known all this before I'd married.

Men, I can't stand them sometimes, how they treat women.  Some should just be deballed.


missgiveNTake
My abusive late husband tried that line too. Saying he'd kill himself if I ever left.  He had some BAD problems going on aparently that I didn't know about before we married. He didn't want me to leave yet drank, got drunk,refused to work to support his family, tried to hurt me and the baby, and wouldn't do a damn thing to improve himself. I took the baby and ran while I had the chance. Some men, go figure.

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RE: Ex Rant - 6/15/2006 7:48:39 AM   
SweetSlaveGirl


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

There was the one that couldnt leave his mother and talked to himself a lot while I showered.

There was the one that had obsessions with fish and pantyhose (Dont ask dont tell)

There was the one that I could only visit on weekends because that was "visitors day" at the prison and I decided i wanted a fulltime relationship

There was the one that I only could visit on Tuesdays, because they would sedate him long enough for visits....

*Scratches head*...I am trying to think if I left someone out


Wow, I thought my former relationships were ah........interesting.
My late husband wasn't into fish, thank the Goddess.  He did, however, have a very very very bad leather, latex,vinyl, and rubber fetish. So bad that if I wasn't wearing one of the four, he wasn't interested in sex.  After I got the comptuer back, had to clear it of all those damned fetish pictures he had stored in them. lol. Not sure which is stranger. lmao. 

My boyfriend years before I ever married, he was a doozy. We dated 4 years and lived about an hour 1/2 apart in distance.  Which meant we only got to see each other on the weekends.His idea of going out was us and one of his male friends. Got tired after 4 years. No woman needs a date with someone who insists on having his friends tag along. lol. Go figure.

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