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Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:35:21 AM

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I'll start off with British comedian Johnny Vegas. But only when he's at his most rumpled and disreputable.

Psycho will be along in a minute with a seriously embarrassing one.

Who else?

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:44:50 AM

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Johnny Depp.

Sean Connery.

Angelina Jolie (those LIPS!! nomnomnom!!!!)

George Clooney

John Cleese (omg, that sense of humour!!!) (Ok, any of the Pythons that are still living)

Eddie Izzard.

Jeff Dunham

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:51:43 AM

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Nicki Minaj

In a kind of "weird anti-crush" I'm one of those guys that wouldn't fuck Angelina Jolie with a borrowed penis.

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:53:35 AM

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Bane, OMG Bane

Not Tom Hardy, Bane. With the voice, and the mask...

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:57:47 AM

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MIchael..I didn't say anything about fucking AJ.

really, I just want to nibble on (and do sadistic things to) her lips....

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:59:21 AM

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Greedy Top has good taste!!!

I'll have to add Tim Minchin, Curtis Stone (Aussie chef on the Food Network), almost any actor who has played an incarnation of The Doctor on "Doctor Who" (I suppose I am in love with the character, but it rubs off on the actors that play him)...

Oh, oh, oh...and Patrick Warburton!!!

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 5:59:59 AM

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MIchael..I didn't say anything about fucking AJ.

really, I just want to nibble on (and do sadistic things to) her lips....

My "admission" wasn't really because you had mentioned her. ANY time someone brings her up, I'm the "weirdo" that can't stand her. I thought since the thread title contained "weird", I'd out myself.

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 6:04:15 AM

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Johnny Depp.

What's weird about Johnny Depp?

That said I don't think there's anything weird about "Gotham's Reckoning" but WW seems to disagree with me on that one

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 6:17:50 AM

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Greedy Top has good taste!!!

I'll have to add Tim Minchin, Curtis Stone (Aussie chef on the Food Network), almost any actor who has played an incarnation of The Doctor on "Doctor Who" (I suppose I am in love with the character, but it rubs off on the actors that play him)...

Oh, oh, oh...and Patrick Warburton!!!

I could do some seriously delicious things to David Tennant and Chris Ecclestone.
John Barrowman too and James Marsters.

Having seen Sean Bean as a TV in a brit telly prog, I was all gooey.
right now I cant think of anyone else altho I know there are TONS.
I need sleep

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 6:19:19 AM

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wierd, according to many of the roles he has played, PS.

(by all accounts I have heard, he is a truly down to earth NICE man... )

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 6:20:55 AM

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I could do some seriously delicious things to David Tennant and Chris Ecclestone.
John Barrowman too and James Marsters.

oh HELL yeah!!

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 6:24:18 AM

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I forgot about John Barrowman! How could I have forgotten him? LOL, my bad!

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 7:59:52 AM

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I could do evil things to Nicole Kidman.

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 8:04:47 AM

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John Malkovich, anytime ........ Oh my yup.

Richard Dreyfuss (younger)

*Swoons*

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 8:07:13 AM

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Okay, I'll own another one (while I'm on hold with the D.O.B.I. in this great state)

Marie Osmond (and I don't mean just when she was younger). I'd smell a mile of her shit, just to see where it came from.

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 8:08:41 AM

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With reference to your avatar, WW, I've got a serious crush on Reece Shearsmith.

And also Anthony Head (Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer). I always thought he was kinda cute on tv, then I got to meet him, and those beautiful blue eyes....gggrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwlllllll!!

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 8:11:42 AM

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I would happily have the baby of this band, if they were a single entity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mipc-JxrhRk

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 8:15:43 AM

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Going with the theme of 'weird' I'd have to say Prince.

All of the others have no wierd to them.

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RE: Weird celebrity crushes - 8/29/2012 8:18:00 AM

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In a kind of "weird anti-crush" I'm one of those guys that wouldn't fuck Angelina Jolie with a borrowed penis.

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I'd do her.

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