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GreedyTop -> JOKE: Funeral expenses (8/31/2012 9:22:39 AM)
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A MAN AND HIS EVER-NAGGING WIFE WENT ON VACATION IN
JERUSALEM . WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE WIFE PASSED AWAY.
THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE HUSBAND, "YOU CAN HAVE HER
BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR $150 OR WE CAN HAVE
HER SHIPPED BACK HOME FOR $5,000.
THE HUSBAND THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE
UNDERTAKER HE WOULD HAVE HER SHIPPED BACK HOME.
THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $5,000
TO HAVE HER SHIPPED HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST $150????"
THE HUSBAND REPLIED,
"LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE,
AND THREE DAYS LATER, ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE.
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