Proprietrix
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Joined: 7/15/2005 From: Ohio/West Virginia Status: offline
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Sure. I’ll turn on my cam for ya. It will be really exciting. I’ll be sitting at the computer in my pajamas typing and sipping at a cup of coffee. Since I’m having bouts of nausea, you’ll occasionally see me jump up and run toward the bathroom. The cam doesn’t reach in there, so you won’t get the pleasure of watching me dry heave and vomit. Sorry. When boy gets here, he’ll probably sit over there à in that chair. He’ll be talking about the addition he’s working on building on his house. He might bring a gift for me. Usually a doll. Then he’ll ask me about my health. You’ll also see the boys in the background. Most of them are about 14 – 17 years old. Only one is my son, but we treat them all like our own. If they notice the webcam is on, they’ll probably make a face at you or throw up some gang-wannabe hand sign. I warn you though, you might get offended because some of them are underage smokers and I dare to allow that in my home. After a few hours, you’ll see us turn on the TV and tune in to "Law and Order". (I know it’s hot and sexy and exciting, but try to control your carnal rages while we sit there staring at the TV for an hour and get up on commercials to get a drink.) Then I’ll do some cross-stitching and boy might or might not lounge on the sofa next to me with his head in my lap. By this time the teenagers will have probably gone out bike ramping. With the nausea, I don’t much care to have the house filled with the scent of cooking, so we’ll probably run through the drive-through. While we’re gone, you can watch the cats sleeping. How long do you want to keep watching before you’ve learned enough?
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IMO, IMHO, YMMV, AFAIK, to me, I see it as, from my perspective, it's been my experience, I only speak for myself, (and all other disclaimers here).
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