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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 9:53:42 AM   
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Poor, poor, Psycho.

I am laughing at you. Sniggering, almost.

Thank you.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 10:00:48 AM   
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you're so adorable, PS :)

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 12:13:10 PM   
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Geeky boys don't get subtlety. You just have to mount them.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 12:15:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

Geeky boys don't get subtlety. You just have to mount them.


Not just the geeky ones.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 12:17:38 PM   
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Which is when one of them said "I have never had a threesome on a beach"
Both of them then stared at me
so I said "neither have I" and went back to my drink

PS... that is why you have the "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"s above your name.

Though I will admit, that when I was drinking, I probably would have been too drunk to have figured that out also,
glad I never played drinking games...

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 12:48:55 PM   
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Awwwww poor poor PS, that sucks. But I enjoyed the hell out of it. I also wondered about the ZZZZzzzzs above your name. Glad I read this thread.

Oh and I agree with he SQOTD! Priceless.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 1:13:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MariaB

I went out with this high ranking army officer once.

Armée de Terre or L.E.?

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 3:48:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

Psycho went home yesterday afternoon, with a plan to join me and some other kinksters that evening for a drink. He promptly went incommunicado. It turns out, he fell asleep and didn't wake up until after eleven. This is the man who claims he has insomnia, the big fat liar.

It's just as well that he's adorable. DATING FAIL.

Console me with tales of dates gone wrong. I have THE BEST weird date story EVER, too, but that's not for now.


I just want to say....I never trusted this motherfucker....and....his eyes are too close together.

(Sure sign of criminal intent if you ask me).

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 11:21:49 PM   
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I know the thread's gone off topic but i'm posting this only because i was gonna rant about it today anyway.

Two stories. The first happened to my brother. He took a girl on a date at a local place. They ordered and somewhere between the bread and the appetizer she started chatting with the guy at the other table. Turns out, it was her ex. She switched tables mid meal and she and her now current boyfriend left together. Ands stuck my brother with the check for her dinner. Yeah.

So my story/rant.

A month ago I went on an actual date with a guy. We met online, we talked on the phone, we met in a public place, safety, safety, yadda yadda yadda, so this was it. We went to some chain restaurant and then back to my place. hung out for a few hours...naked, and i was less than impressed, but figured we were both learning each other.

He never called. not the next day. Not three days later. Not a week later. Nada. I felt kinda put out and a little sad, and then i got over it and moved on with my life.

Yesterday i was hurting pretty badly, (back issues), so three thirty found me still in my 'jammies watching "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" on cable. Suddenly my dogs are going apeshit.

now to make a long story even longer i have to add that yesterday was the first day of school for our school districts which means that my dogs are gonna go apeshit at around three thirty every school day because they love to greet the kids coming off the bus but the darned fence keeps them from getting as close as they'd like.

so they're barking, and barking and i realize, someone's at my door... my BACK door which in no way looks like the entrance to my house.

There's a man standing there, smiling and i swear to christ i didn't recognize him, because really, it had been FOUR FUCKING WEEKS. My dogs, all three yappy little darlings are circling him and barking loudly and he reminds me who he is and asks if availible to spend some time together.

WTF?

So i basically scold him about the four weeks thing and he says that his phone was in his scooter which had been stolen.

I let him in the house, mostly to shut my dogs up and partially so i could sit down.

I ask him why he didn't email me and he said he didn't have a computer and didn't have my email.

I want to make something clear. I do EVERYTHING on the computer. I know how i met him.

he tells me we met through a phone chat line. i shake my head and tell him that we met through craigslist. and he just nods, "oh yeah, i guess i was using my..." i cut him off.

"so you just got bored had some free time and figured you'd come by a month later to see if you could get some?"

he nodded. Sheepishly, i'll give him that. but what the fuck?

so I told him to get out, and never to come back and that, is not the worst date i've ever had, just the weirdest one that happened this week.

I'd say men are stupid but then so are women so i'll just keep it gender neutral and say that the human race is crap at interacting with each other.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/5/2012 11:39:05 PM   
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~FR~ FIRM!! Hiya!!! Hope you and Treasure are both well!

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 3:29:08 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

Psycho went home yesterday afternoon, with a plan to join me and some other kinksters that evening for a drink. He promptly went incommunicado. It turns out, he fell asleep and didn't wake up until after eleven. This is the man who claims he has insomnia, the big fat liar.

It's just as well that he's adorable. DATING FAIL.

Console me with tales of dates gone wrong. I have THE BEST weird date story EVER, too, but that's not for now.


I just want to say....I never trusted this motherfucker....and....his eyes are too close together.

(Sure sign of criminal intent if you ask me).


Which is why I sleep with my valuables under the pillow.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 3:29:28 AM   
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quote:

ZZZZzzzz


It's because I fell asleep and missed a date with WW

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 6:25:17 AM   
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Took a gal to a concert once. She was small, maybe 100 pounds. I don't know if she was nervous, or what the hell was up, but she knocked back three drinks pretty quick, a mammoth mistake.
First drink she got cute and cuddly.
Second she got frisky.
Third drink kicks in and she starts acting the complete ass-gets us kicked out of the club (And the Echo/Bunnymen concert).
Driving home I'm livid, as in lips sealed ain't talking cuz I'm "I'll rip her head off" sorta pissed.So I don't say shit. Silent treatment all the way.
And she must have sensed it through her drunken haze because she leaned over to ask me something, maybe flirt a bit...
And puked all over me as I was driving down the beltway.
Yaks the whole ride home.
It was lovely.
I spend hours cleaning my car up that night and the next day-gotta get that smell out quick or you end up with Henry Hill syndrome.

And apparently she had blacked out the whole night and decided to brazen it out because the next day she calls me, says what a great time she had and wants to know when we're getting together again.

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 7:54:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

Geeky boys don't get subtlety. You just have to mount them.


In the dining room or over the fireplace?

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 12:23:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission

Wasn't really a date, but was definitely a fail. Very much fail.

Back when I was but a young lad of only 18, I was on a night out with a bunch of medical students. It was going well, a nice drunken mess of night. However at the end, two female friends of mine came up with the idea of buying a few bottles of intoxicating beverages and heading to the beach.

Not being one to say no to a drink, I said "Hells yeah!" Once we got to the beach, they decided a game of "Never have I ever..." was in order, only thing was it had to be sex related. Again, I was up for this, drinking games are always fun.

Anyway, it starts off innocently enough, sweet almost, before turning rather crude. Which is when one of them said "I have never had a threesome on a beach"
Both of them then stared at me
so I said "neither have I" and went back to my drink

It wasn't till months later I realised (was actually told) what was on offer that night...


Thanks for the longest, loudest laughing jag I have had in a long time. You so ROCK, Psycho! Nothing like a lesson learned, eh?

QR


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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 12:26:53 PM   
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Oh psycho, you poor thing!!!

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 2:48:40 PM   
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I can't recall any bad dates (have I repressed the memory of them?)

But I have had more than a healthy share of bad "meet-and-greets" (as I consider a first time meet after corresponding on the Internet NOT to be a date, but simply a first meet to determine chemistry, basic compatibility, etc.)

Once I've had a few daytime meets with someone and agree to a proper "date", things usually work out okay - I guess because I've already screened out the weird ones.

But I could write a book on the weird meet-and-greets.....

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 3:39:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

Psycho went home yesterday afternoon, with a plan to join me and some other kinksters that evening for a drink. He promptly went incommunicado. It turns out, he fell asleep and didn't wake up until after eleven. This is the man who claims he has insomnia, the big fat liar.

It's just as well that he's adorable. DATING FAIL.

Console me with tales of dates gone wrong. I have THE BEST weird date story EVER, too, but that's not for now.


I'm adorable.....AND I don't fall asleep until I cum. (Then it's pretty much anyone's bet).

And that's a Faq Jaq!

(I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true).

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 5:02:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: QueenRah

Thanks for the longest, loudest laughing jag I have had in a long time. You so ROCK, Psycho! Nothing like a lesson learned, eh?

QR



I don't understand flirting

Which is why WW actually had to say to me "You should kiss me now"

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RE: Dating Fails - 9/6/2012 5:07:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm adorable.....AND I don't fall asleep until I cum. (Then it's pretty much anyone's bet).

And that's a Faq Jaq!

(I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true).





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