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ARIES83 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:08:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Aries, we are here simply to fulfill your desires and fantasies. However, the aforementioned freebie was a personal one, not a group one. However, I am sure any of our other ladies would be more than willing to accomodate your needs, for a fee, of course. quote: ORIGINAL: Shininglight23 Aries, The services depend on the present. What do you have to offer? Allie yourdarkdesire, Very well good madam, should the other gentleman not claim his free introductory gift, I will look forward to my good fortune. And I do believe I shall sample your wares... Allie, hmmm... Your sales pitch peeked my interest, I may be able to offer you a photograph of my faithful companion, freshly shaved as luck would have it. Would you by any chance be able to furnish me with a photograph of a freshly shaven nature? [image]local://upfiles/1436815/4E195EC61CAF4C51A01F77E5F97645FF.jpg[/image]

Shininglight23 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:15:08 AM)
Aries! OMG Talk about cute! Unfortunately, (for you) you will have to do better than that.. to get a freshly shaved picture.. of anything. [;)] Allie

ARIES83 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:23:51 AM)
I had to get on the computer for that... You know how anoying that is! It doesn't check my spelling! It was awful. Ok ok cough cough... Alright my good woman, what by chance Do you require to service my particular requirement...

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:25:10 AM)
Well done Allie, well done! Always press for just a little bit more. We can't start out more demanding, or we would be no better than them......... Now, I see we have a few new guidelines to add. Where is that Secretary? Oh yes, she's busy getting ready to get married. Allie, until Kit's return, you shall stand in her place. Please keep track of any rules or guidelines that come up. Again, reports Monday by noon please.[:)]

Shininglight23 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:39:31 AM)
Are you punishing me with extra work because you don't have the paddle in this thread? Just kidding. [:D] Allie

Shininglight23 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:42:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 I had to get on the computer for that... You know how anoying that is! It doesn't check my spelling! It was awful. Ok ok cough cough... Alright my good woman, what by chance Do you require to service my particular requirement... I will think about it for now, and get back to you in the morning. For now I require beauty sleep. [sm=sleepy.gif] Allie

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 12:42:36 AM)
Not a punishment. I simply am without an appointed secretary for a short time. And it seems as tho everyone else has gone to their beds. When I get moody and decide to switch, you'll know. I am very good at it. [;)][;)][;)][;)][;)] (note the five)

Delilya -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:03:48 AM)
I wish you Ladies all the best in your venture. May the gifts come pouring in.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:13:48 AM)
Thank you my good lady. Should you ever have need of our services, either for yourself, or perhaps as a gift for a friend, we are twue subs, and will accomodate all desires. For a fee, of course!

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:17:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shininglight23 Are you punishing me with extra work because you don't have the paddle in this thread? Just kidding. [:D] Allie Be careful of that which you speaketh of, young one. If you looketh closely, you will notice that I have not one, nay, not one, but four paddles. One of which now hath your name engraven upon it. (gawd, I have to stop reading fantasy books written in olde English!)

Shininglight23 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:21:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 Alright my good woman, what by chance Do you require to service my particular requirement... I can't sleep so I had a quick discussion with another one of the members. I think we came to a great compromise! If you freshly shave just a bit of your chest hair and snap a picture that distinguishes the difference between shaven and not.. I offer a freshly shaven leg. What do you say? (You know you want to say yes) Allie

GreedyTop -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:27:33 AM)
Sign me up for getting stuffs! Like Hibbie, I can be fakey-fake to get stuffs!!

ARIES83 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:38:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shininglight23 quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 Alright my good woman, what by chance Do you require to service my particular requirement... I can't sleep so I had a quick discussion with another one of the members. I think we came to a great compromise! If you freshly shave just a bit of your chest hair and snap a picture that distinguishes the difference between shaven and not.. I offer a freshly shaven leg. What do you say? (You know you want to say yes) Allie Sorry Darlin, If it's a leg we're talkin, then you get a leg in return.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:45:05 AM)
Allie, Allie, Allie. Don't be so quick to reveal your offer. Wait for the gift first. But, since Aries is on to our scheme so quickly, perhaps offer him a cleavage shot in return. That might be enough to return him to the bargaining table. Greedykins!!! Your membership is truly welcome. Would you perhaps be interested in the position of Head of Transportation? Allie, note the new member and her designation for inclusion in Monday's report please.

GreedyTop -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:49:43 AM)
[sm=car.gif] YAY!

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 1:52:58 AM)
Ladies......please note your new positions in the bottom of your posts! Geez, everytime I see that silly car I can't help but think of potty and the subbie mafia.

pyschosubmission -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 3:26:59 AM)
Oooo Oooo Can I join? I can be all twue and shit

ARIES83 -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 3:29:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shininglight23 quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 Alright my good woman, what by chance Do you require to service my particular requirement... I can't sleep so I had a quick discussion with another one of the members. I think we came to a great compromise! If you freshly shave just a bit of your chest hair and snap a picture that distinguishes the difference between shaven and not.. I offer a freshly shaven leg. What do you say? (You know you want to say yes) Allie [8\|] No shaving then! What's an Arm get me. [image]local://upfiles/1436815/99A1559F84394A15A1DBBBBB89D86C31.jpg[/image]

DarkSteven -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 5:06:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Who will be the first to join me? I would LOVE to join your group!!!! Oh. As a sub. Well, damn it, no, then. [:(]

yourdarkdesire -> RE: ProSubs"R"Us (9/6/2012 7:31:26 AM)
First order of the day: Psycho, your presence is more than welcome. As we here at ProSubs"R"Us cater to all desires, we must always be prepared to offer all possible services. I must review the current membership list to see what positions are left before I can offer you an appointment. For now though, I appoint you our first Member-At-Large. Rather fitting for our first male I believe. Secondly, Aries. That is indeed a fine, fine, fine photo. Quite yummy in fact. It makes me hope that Cryptic's redemption period expires. Lastly, but never last, DarkSteven. I am afraid that you are quite ineligible as a member of our group. However, as a long term friend, I hereby authorize you a 10% discount on your first service. We are here to serve you.

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