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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/8/2012 11:21:44 PM

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Sorry just here to brag, no details.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/9/2012 1:13:55 AM

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Is there a position description for secretary? I just hope it doesn't involve Excel or numbers because I am terrible at those!

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/9/2012 6:49:39 AM

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Your uncomfortable secretary's chair has been kept warm for you by the lovely Allie. Please cmail me privately when you are ready to return to your duties. Basically you need to keep track of "business" busines.

Such as, The only rule is that subs rule!.

There was a rew new rules thrown on after that, as well Janah's expulsion due to being unfir.

allie is our Member ship Coordinator and is responsible of keeping track of our membership and any positions of office they may hold. Cryptic turned down creative director, but seems willing to work on a freelance basis, which I believe would work better just appearing in the notes of the day.

All, cryptic had been offered a one time opening special, which expired for her claimed it. The object as such went to
Aries, as second in line.

ARiES gave us a lovely rating after his transaction with Allie. You could possible approach him about the gift, which while was one the house, was actualoy from me.

Please make new signed as all transaction have a 48 deadline for collection, and after that, the service may be withdrawan, or given to another well deserving of the gift.

The Grand Pooh Bar of my house (my 9 year old) will be bouncing out of house momentarily as sunday school starts!!!!! boooooooooooo

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/9/2012 6:53:19 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kitkat105

Is there a position description for secretary? I just hope it doesn't involve Excel or numbers because I am terrible at those!

Excell or numbers belong to Hib, as she is our inventory control manager.

As alwyas ladies/gents, your posotion on you sign line,

And all reports due, monday morning noon, local times.

I am taking the rest od the day off.

See you. Tomorrow.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 7:27:38 AM

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Okay, first up. You have now had the opportunity to see what happens when I post with a migraine. Even I had trouble with a few parts. Please accept my apologies for any confusions.

Next, we have another order!! I received this through an email.:

" I have decided to rent you since you are a pro-sub now... heh heh heh! Meet me on Thursday morning... place to be determined. By all means you can do that... be prepared for consequences to follow... I SHALL have my way with you after all!

Quite excited,
G.

PS. Be prepared for everything... :o)

<Insert Wicked Evil Grin Here>"

The problem that arises from this order is that he wants ME!!!!!!! Don't I have a meeting Thursday? Aren't we to be inspected by. ?..............someone!????

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 2:31:39 PM

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YDD,

I would say that you require a HIGH price for that! You aren't just a ProSub after all... you are the PRESIDENT of ProSubs"R"Us.

I didn't know we were allowed to be bough offline.. who knew?

As for the inspection.. I have it covered if you're "busy".

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 2:51:39 PM

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Well payment is up front right?
How much is he offering, I might remind
you that your "Glamorist?" K, has a lot of
experience in this kind of thing.

Maybe you should call a meeting.

-Aries

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 3:48:19 PM

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My initial response: Gulp!

His Response:Oh honey, don't gulp, just swallow like a nice subbie... no need to race!!! LOL

My response: You are toooooo funny! Unfortunately as Presidente Extrordinaire, my time is completely taken so ensure the smooth running of ProSubs. As such, I am unable to entertain individual requests. Apologies from the Management!

F**k me, I have know him for six years, have not seen him in five. I would not survive what he has planned for my tender parts!!!

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 3:52:31 PM

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*clears throat delicately*

Now that I have regained by composure, I shall response to him that all negotiations must take place on this thread. Thank you for the head shake Allie. Now where is that K? I need a mani/pedi stat!!!!

And now that I think of it I am sure Health and Wellness is doing their annual inspection so I am definitely not available.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 4:02:18 PM

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The reason that you fear your tender parts not surviving what I have planned for them is that you neglected to mention to the group that you had a date with me five years ago, and to this date, I am still counting you as late...

Now, if I were to rent you on Thursday, that would determine how late you really are, and hence we can calculate your punishment for being late... I will count part of your tardiness towards your fee, and the rest shall be delivered on Thursday!

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 4:08:27 PM

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help!

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 4:24:50 PM

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Education Director reporting to help.

As President of ProSubs"R"Us, you are far too busy to see clients. I suggest you send Janah to him instead.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 4:27:53 PM

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quote:

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The reason that you fear your tender parts not surviving what I have planned for them is that you neglected to mention to the group that you had a date with me five years ago, and to this date, I am still counting you as late...

Now, if I were to rent you on Thursday, that would determine how late you really are, and hence we can calculate your punishment for being late... I will count part of your tardiness towards your fee, and the rest shall be delivered on Thursday!

I'm wondering what you're willing to pay for a ProSub in the flesh. One man paid an arm for a virtual leg. I'm sure you can do better than that.

Care to enlighten the masses?

However, I'm unsure if the proposition would be worth it for our exceptional President. She is very busy...I'm sure you can understand that.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 5:04:12 PM

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She also has an appointment with me that day to go over security measures. I'm sure you see the problem with trying to rent our esteemed President.

Though I must say that I feel you are within your right to still wait for a date that is late.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 5:27:08 PM

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Thank you for your assistance, ladies. To be honest, I would love a chance to see him again. when I was still a working nurse, I had the opportunity to attend council meetings in his city. But I retired early, over four years ago, so no justification. I have children that would need to be tended to after school. And right now, even my other half won't drive the van on the highway unless necessary.

ahh, to feel the tip of his flogger again.....

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 6:31:09 PM

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Oh ydd,

I miss you too! In fact, I may just have to make the trip South.

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 6:58:23 PM

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Aris,

Get back home so I can at least hear your voice again!

ydd

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 9:56:27 PM

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Delilya, do you think you could stand as Complaints Officer as well? It seems to go hand in hand with enforcer, and I think we might need a complaints department before the weekend gets here......

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 10:06:50 PM

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Uh oh.. Who's complaining?

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RE: ProSubs"R"Us - 9/10/2012 10:15:52 PM

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They're probably complaining because they can't find twue subs.

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