OhBeMyMind
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Joined: 11/19/2004 From: Panama City, Florida Status: offline
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Wal-Mart Greeter A very unattractive, nasty, mean-actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7." "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?" "Hell no!" replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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~oh ~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~ ~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C ~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~
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