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Buttwhipped30 -> Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 11:04:33 AM)

Where are u jess



mnottertail -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 11:06:09 AM)

I seen Jeebus.


Welcome.



GreedyTop -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 11:09:25 AM)

Jess died. Horrible branding incident. The branding iron exploded.



Welcome, though. I hope you find a replacement.



TNDommeK -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:08:15 PM)

No, I am here, under a new name, but send me and my friends stuff and I will let you back in my life.




VideoAdminChi -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:19:41 PM)

This thread is now in Off Topic.



myotherself -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:21:31 PM)

Thank you Chi [:D]

Buttwhipped - I'm TNDommeK's friend.

I like shoes.

You can call me Jess if you like!




edited for typo



needlesandpins -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:24:42 PM)

i'm sure one of my residents called me jess once. most have dementia and call me the first name they can think of, so i answer to most things. don't forget i get paid to respond though.

needles....sorry, i meant jess



mnottertail -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:27:57 PM)

I saw her once,  laying in an unfeeling frozen ditch along a lonely rural gravel road, snowflakes falling, reaching out her hand in the frigid and empty air,  with unseeing eyes, her final desperate moments at hand, a hoarse utterance escaping from her dying lips, simply: my little rosebud----I will always love you, and I want you to move on . . .

Or it might have been buttwhip. I was traveling at a pretty good clip, could have misunderstood it.



myotherself -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:41:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

... a hoarse utterance escaping from her dying lips, simply: my little rosebud----I will always love you, and I want you to move on . . .




It could have been gas...



mnottertail -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 12:46:44 PM)

I dunno, when I got done grocery shopping, and stopped on the way back, was going to clarify, but she was pretty stiff already, and it looked like the eagles had been picking at her.

So, it could be anything.  But it was her.



myotherself -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 1:02:04 PM)

Ah Jess...even in death you are caring for our wildlife.

I take my hat of to you.

*sob*

actually I'm taking it off and using it to shoo the flies buzzing around your slowly moldering corpse. But it's the thought that counts.



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 1:23:54 PM)

tap tap tap

Your friend in jeholy jebus, jess.



OsideGirl -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 1:43:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


Buttwhipped - I'm TNDommeK's friend.

I like shoes.

You can call me Jess if you like!




edited for typo


I'm also a friend of TNDommeK, you can call me Jess after the arrival of these, size 9 and new only.....

http://www.amazon.com/Christian-Louboutin-Shoes-Pumps-Heels/dp/B005HAEJVY/ref=sr_1_1?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1347050505&sr=1-1&keywords=louboutin



Delilya -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 1:44:45 PM)

Sorry Jess can't come to the internet right now. She's tied up.



JanahX -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/7/2012 1:46:51 PM)

IM RIGHT HERE FOOL - WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/8/2012 5:32:27 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I dunno, when I got done grocery shopping, and stopped on the way back, was going to clarify, but she was pretty stiff already, and it looked like the eagles had been picking at her.

So, it could be anything.  But it was her.


Jess?



mnottertail -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/8/2012 6:45:23 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo



LadyPact -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/8/2012 1:21:01 PM)

I'm sorry, dude. Jess was really a guy getting a laugh out of watching you wank on cam. For your sake, I hope you didn't reveal your face.



Delilya -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/8/2012 1:26:10 PM)

I just heard that Jess was going to be at a munch tonight. Perhaps you could meet up with her there?



TNDommeK -> RE: Buttwhipped searching for Jess (9/8/2012 1:33:46 PM)

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Not Jess.



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