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intorockandroll -> Help me with my task... (9/10/2012 8:22:57 PM)

**I have been set a task I've accepted!!**
This task is a survey. (It will not be published or used in any formal research.) The point of this is embarrassment. Anyone who completes the survey correctly receives a "suggestive self photograph." The only condition is the survey must be filled out correctly. I must send a photo if the conditions are met. So please read the T's&C's at the end. THERE ARE NO CORRECT/INCORRECT ANSWERS! Easy right?
The Survey consists of three (3) questions. Please complete it and mail it to me:

1. How often are you contacted on Collarme.com?

2. What has been your favourite experience on Collarme.com?

3. After reading my profile, describe an embarrassing situation involving my participation (forced or volunteered) you would enjoy witnessing/participating in. This may be online, or in person.



I look forward to your responses! :) Remember, if the survey is responded to correctly I am obliged to send the photo, regardless of you and me being compatible, although I am definitely straight and hoping for females to respond.

T's&C's: If you complete the survey as required, I am instructed to send you a "suggestive self photograph." I must and will send it to anyone who completes the survey correctly, regardless of our compatibility. To be eligible for my photo you must respond to all questions on the survey and number your responses as they relate to my questions. There is no correct answers to the survey, only correctly formed responses. With the exception of Q1, all other responses must be more than four (4) complete words long and of sound grammar. (Mistakes happen I will not punish for misspelled words, please use ".". I am an adult and it is a big bad world, crude language, excessive violence happens and can be talked about if it is done properly. Do not include themes of pedophilia or non-consensual acts on the imagination of one who is not consenting - by asking for your responses to this survey I am obviously consenting to non-consensual acts, do not include anyone else in these non-consensual imagination play. You may include any other information in the response if you like, I'd appreciate it even, any extra media or text or links are welcome but not necessary. Any future communication is also welcome pending mutual compatibility and interests. This survey will be removed on Thursday 13/09/2012 after 21:00 Australian EST. Any survey responses received after that will not be eligible for my self photograph, however feel free to still contact me if you wish.



DaddySatyr -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/10/2012 8:30:24 PM)

I'm not exactly sure this is in the right section (I think it might belong in "polls and ...") but I have to tell you that this is a brilliant approach to trying to get traffic to your profile and to give you an excuse to e-mail "suggestive self photographs".

You're an industrious person. Kudos to you!



Peace and comfort,



Michael



ARIES83 -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/10/2012 9:09:06 PM)

Dam, if there wasn't the risk of getting a
dudes sexually suggestive photo i'd be all
over a survey...



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/10/2012 9:12:59 PM)

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MsLadySue -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/10/2012 9:28:02 PM)

A novel approach!



littlewonder -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/10/2012 9:44:16 PM)

thanks but I don't participate in troll wank.



amaidiamond -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 1:35:55 AM)

Good way of soliciting wank fodder

I'd actually do the survey if it seemed genuine but question 3 gives you away...

As for photo - no thanks I have enough men sending me suggestive pics that I have to delete anyway



sunshinemiss -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 1:55:32 AM)

Meh, I'm game (and bored)
ORIGINAL: intorockandroll

1. How often are you contacted on Collarme.com?

Almost never.

2. What has been your favourite experience on Collarme.com?

The book club.

3. After reading my profile, describe an embarrassing situation involving my participation (forced or volunteered) you would enjoy witnessing/participating in. This may be online, or in person.

Why would I enjoy witnessing an embarrassing situation for you? I wouldn't enjoy that at all. Don't send me any pics. You are TOTALLY not my type. Blech.






Killerangel -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 3:05:19 AM)

Who/what set you on this task?



subkarih -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 3:51:47 AM)

1. How often are you contacted on
Collarme.com?
Seldom
2. What has been your favourite experience on
Collarme.com?
People watching
3. After reading my profile, describe an
embarrassing situation involving my
participation (forced or volunteered) you would
enjoy witnessing/participating in. This may be
online, or in person.
I tend to avoid embarrassing situations as they make me uncomfortable, so i doubt i would be any good at this, sorry.




RemoteUser -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 7:16:01 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: intorockandroll

**I have been set a task I've accepted!!**
This task is a survey. (It will not be published or used in any formal research.) The point of this is embarrassment. Anyone who completes the survey correctly receives a "suggestive self photograph." The only condition is the survey must be filled out correctly. I must send a photo if the conditions are met. So please read the T's&C's at the end. THERE ARE NO CORRECT/INCORRECT ANSWERS! Easy right?
The Survey consists of three (3) questions. Please complete it and mail it to me:

1. How often are you contacted on Collarme.com?

2. What has been your favourite experience on Collarme.com?

3. After reading my profile, describe an embarrassing situation involving my participation (forced or volunteered) you would enjoy witnessing/participating in. This may be online, or in person.



I look forward to your responses! :) Remember, if the survey is responded to correctly I am obliged to send the photo, regardless of you and me being compatible, although I am definitely straight and hoping for females to respond.


Am I the only one confused by the parts I bolded?

I don't want a picture either, so I wonder if that requires incorrect answers, despite their impossibility.

Since I'm friendly enough to participate in surveys: (1) Approximately 15% of the amount of times I'm looked at. [Not a bad ratio, really.] (2) I'm still having my favourite experience, and that would be my girl (the one I constantly refer to - those who know my shtuff know exactly what I mean!). (3) I don't want to participate in your humiliation, but given the little you say in your profile at all, it seems most appropriate to make you hint publicly at your tendencies.

I hope I answered all of this incorrectly. Those were the nice answers. The not so nice answers involve you, a zoo, a panda or two, a few kangaroos and a shiny kazoo. (Who knew?)




mnottertail -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 7:20:27 AM)

1.  17
2. haven't seen that movie.
3.  Just fuckin' no.
D.  all of the above.





yourdarkdesire -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 7:20:40 AM)

Remote.....you've been reading too many Dr. Suess books again!



RemoteUser -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 7:30:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

Remote.....you've been reading too many Dr. Suess books again!


If it isn't historical
half allegorical
grossly rhetorical
what should I do?

I guess I could posit
the man's in a closet
or make a composite
of comments for you.

la LA la!



r1a2y3m4o5n6d7 -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 7:43:24 AM)

OK amaidiamond how about you sending me a suggestive pic.



LadyPact -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 8:02:16 AM)

You know, I find it really funny that somebody who wants to drag people into his exhibitionism/humiliation kink wants to dictate "rules" to other people.

This actually would have been a fun opportunity to learn about other people on this site IF somebody wasn't just looking to get that kink fulfilled. Since it's taboo to start a duplicate thread on the same subject, I propose that we have that fun here and just make it known to the OP that we are NOT interested in receiving his pictures and are just using the premise for our own entertainment.

In that spirit, here are My answers:

1. How often are you contacted on Collarme.com?

That's pretty vague. I receive email here daily. However, there is good mail (usually from forum folks) and bad mail (which usually comes from the profile side). I get less now that I moved to Alaska and since the spam filter was put in place.

2. What has been your favourite experience on Collarme.com?

I'm going to go with the Positive Experience thread from just after I had moved to CA. About a dozen forum regulars had met up for a party and we posted about it. As far as I know, that was the only Positive Experience thread that got moved out of that section for, and I quote, too much traffic. We had a great time though. (BTW, that's where My shot in the "Keeping Abreast of Other Threads" came from.)

3. OP, don't send Me your pics. I've got absolutely no interest in receiving that kind of crap from strangers. I know. I'm a prude for not wanting to see your junk.



mnottertail -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 8:04:24 AM)

LP, now we are getting somewhere, link me to your boob pics, and your task is done.

Ron



Delilya -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 8:12:20 AM)

1. How often are you contacted on Collarme.com?

Lots

2. What has been your favourite experience on Collarme.com?

Reading the troll treads.

3. After reading my profile, describe an embarrassing situation involving my participation (forced or volunteered) you would enjoy witnessing/participating in.

I believe it is embarrassing enough for you to be on here begging for wank material.

No need to send photo. Get enough of those without asking.

Darn LP, we must have been posting at the same time. Otherwise....



LadyPact -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 8:12:30 AM)

As of this moment, that "Keeping Abreast" thread has 1090 replies. I promise you that My boobs are in there, somewhere.

(And, yeah, somebody else had to post that shit for Me, too.)



mnottertail -> RE: Help me with my task... (9/11/2012 8:14:14 AM)

LOLOLOLOL.  GAWD I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!!

Gonna tell ya what, I put my junk out on the net, and I am going to give it a number and watch it closely, I am gonna know right where it is at all times, just sayin... 



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