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tsatske -> advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 3:18:01 PM)
Now, standard disclaimer, I am not a Domme but... The Ad I just saw on the other side was for the 'FemmeDomme Book' It promised: Find a FemmeDomme SLUT Email her Fuck her tonight! I was unaware that many Dommes liked to be called names like slut, but I could be wrong about that - The part I'm sure of, unless you're paying them, most Dommes are rather put out by subs who think they can email them once and fuck them that night, or even get cyber sex! (And I totally get that. After all, I am a sub female, and we get plenty of that way of thiinking from so called Dominate Men, only they do it in Imperritive sentences, unstead of saying Please)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 3:30:21 PM)
I have been giggling over that for WEEKS! And I used to have a fishnet catsuit like the blonde with big boobs! If anyone cares to fuck me via email, get on with your bad selves! Discerning Slut Hib

FrostedFlake -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 5:03:07 PM)
I need to pay closer attention. I had no idea email is so useful.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 5:42:47 PM)
Well it hasn't been so far, Frosted...but feel free to give it a go!

Delilya -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 6:24:06 PM)
Damn, seems I've been doing it all wrong.

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 7:00:39 PM)
I've been wondering about that ad for a while now. They also have a variation with a picture of a woman with her hands tied, and a semi-naked man caressing her. It's almost like the person who made the ad wasn't sure what a femdom was, but thought it was something kinky so went with the good old 'slutty woman in cuffs' theme.

ARIES83 -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 9:56:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have been giggling over that for WEEKS! And I used to have a fishnet catsuit like the blonde with big boobs! If anyone cares to fuck me via email, get on with your bad selves! Discerning Slut Hib Yesss it's my time to shine! Hib I've got a really long message right here! And I wanna fill up your inbox! It's virus free... With no attachments! -Aries

LadyHibiscus -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 10:15:55 PM)
Bring it baybee![:D]

ARIES83 -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/14/2012 11:16:40 PM)
Ok, I haven't done this before... How bout you start telling me how frustrated you are having an empty inbox? Then I can start up talking about how I'm going to put my message in your outbox even though it's not suppose to go there!?[:D]

Politesub53 -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 2:53:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 Ok, I haven't done this before... Now I`m curious, especially about safe text.........Do we have to type using French Letters ? [;)]

DNAHelicase -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 9:18:43 AM)
I've seen a couple of funny ones. I actually have one right now that's an ad for generic boner pills. At the top is a shadow outline of a woman with her hands on her hips, holding a flogger. Underneath her, there are prices for the generics of three forms of pills. Underneath those, it says, "You've worked thru the pain, be ready when the time comes." My favorite has been an ad for a rival BDSM personals website that I saw a while ago. You know how it will put the ads for the other websites there with pictures of young, beautiful women who are supposedly just 10 miles away from you and who are supposedly online right now posting things such as, "I'm sooooo horny," and, "I'm getting ready for my date tonight, I hope I get some cock, just like I did last night!" or other insanely stupid things that most women would never actually say on a website like that? I knew the pictures and profile names and things that these supposed singles were saying were all fake. But I never thought anything about where they get their material. Apparently, they pull photos/gifs/video clips off a website, or maybe they have a stockpile of material they draw upon randomly for their ads. I'm not sure. But somebody, somewhere, screwed up because one day, I had a clip of (I kid you not) a solid blue, naked woman in that ad. The other two women in the ad were normal, and so was the background around the blue woman. So I can only assume that she was blue for a reason...Smurf porn? Avatar role-playing? I don't know. But it made me do a double take.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 9:54:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 Ok, I haven't done this before... Now I`m curious, especially about safe text.........Do we have to type using French Letters ? [;)] HA! Let's live dangerously, Polite!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 3:35:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have been giggling over that for WEEKS! And I used to have a fishnet catsuit like the blonde with big boobs! If anyone cares to fuck me via email, get on with your bad selves! Discerning Slut Hib Take your email pants off....remove your email bra....I am about to email you my gigantic email cock.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 3:37:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 Ok, I haven't done this before... Now I`m curious, especially about safe text.........Do we have to type using French Letters ? [;)] No....you get that spray stuff that the guy makes a boat out of a door screen, spray that over your entire keyboard....and rock on.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 3:38:28 PM)
Oh, JJ. You always know just what to say to me![:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 4:20:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh, JJ. You always know just what to say to me![:D] Ya know I gotta tell you....even I don't know where it comes from myself.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/15/2012 4:22:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh, JJ. You always know just what to say to me![:D] I hope you know that I emailed you before you emailed me (I always like the woman to get my email first....I'm selfless that way).

VioletViolence -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/16/2012 4:44:57 PM)
Yup, I do a [&:] face every time I see that ad too...with a little [:o] thrown in. It's just like the e-book that promises to show you how to identify submissive women and become their dream Dom, keeps socially inept douchecanoes thinking that one liner emails are enough to get women to drop their panties and their standards.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/16/2012 4:52:18 PM)
My last view of the generic viagra one had tom of finland style graphics! Equal time. :)

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: advertisment on the other side (9/16/2012 4:57:25 PM)
I never saw that ad, how do I find it?

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