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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:37:43 PM

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This site is filled with nothing but them, so, why do you attempt to defraud people on here? Do you really make money?

I mean...findomme, lmfao really?

The only ones that aren't frauds are apparently fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house.

So what the fuck are you good for?

pro-tip: nothing.

enjoy your pathetic cheeto eating lives. I've heard that taco bell probably has a ton of food you'd be interested in fatty.

Don't be daft.

All of us fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house only eat at McDonalds.

Gawd folks are so ignorant sometimes.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:40:16 PM

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So ... I'm confused. This isn't a good introduction to the forums?

OP, I have to give you your props for being willing to post this kind of message here. I have a feeling people have not even begun the roast yet.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:43:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Don't be daft.

All of us fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house only eat at McDonalds.

Gawd folks are so ignorant sometimes.

You forgot the Cheetos!
It's ok, I'll share.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:43:56 PM

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Don't be daft.

All of us fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house only eat at McDonalds.

Gawd folks are so ignorant sometimes.

You forgot the Cheetos!
It's ok, I'll share.

I only eat Cheetos when I am watching porn and masturbating.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:44:19 PM

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Damn Lizi!!!! Now I'm thinking of you colored orange!

And wouldn't that be delicious AND fun! Perhaps a little on the crunchy side but hey....that much fun should have a down side.
Cheeto sex! Let's patent this idea quick.

Oh but the crunchy bits in the back might hurt a bit. I'm not seeing a dowmside yet.

Hmmmm $19.99 gets you a plastic sheet and two bags of cheetos?

Oh! And we can get whore kisser Vince to pitch it on late nite infomercials! I'm sure he needs work since the sham wow thing died.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:47:54 PM

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Damn Lizi!!!! Now I'm thinking of you colored orange!

And wouldn't that be delicious AND fun! Perhaps a little on the crunchy side but hey....that much fun should have a down side.
Cheeto sex! Let's patent this idea quick.

Oh but the crunchy bits in the back might hurt a bit. I'm not seeing a dowmside yet.

Hmmmm $19.99 gets you a plastic sheet and two bags of cheetos?

Oh! And we can get whore kisser Vince to pitch it on late nite infomercials! I'm sure he needs work since the sham wow thing died.

Fuck, $18.50 will get you 100 alligator clips, cheaper and personally, I feel, much more fun.

Since this has become a train wreck, can the entire thread get moved to the "Train Wreck" thread?

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:53:40 PM

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*Sigh* Of. COURSE its a rip off!!! Thats why its on late night infomercial.

BTW. www.sciplus.com. let your imagination run wild.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 4:57:30 PM

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Yeah, lucky you. He's actually in the same county as me.

No worries. You'll never see him at a lifestyle event. I'm thinking keyboard commando, considering the journal is both racist and sexist among various entries.

I could just print everything out......just in case....

That would be cool if the OP ever got to meet Kane. Heck, I'd pay cash money to see it.

That would be entertaining. You should see Master and Kane together, they're very much alike.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 5:00:08 PM

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Hey OP ... pictures speak louder than words.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 5:03:42 PM

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ETA: I am suspicious, since we aren't in Introductions

It was moved from Introductions, so I think you're safe.

Whew, doing the happy dance...
Hey!!! I found another master online.

Oooohhh, I submit to that "master" every year around the holidays!!

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 5:06:15 PM

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This has probably been written by a guy who's only chance of lying naked next to a woman would be in a mass grave.

I was holding it together, until this post. Tipped me over the edge. How am I supposed to eat Cheetos if I can't stop laughing?

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 5:12:30 PM

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Do it properly... deep fried cheetos.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 5:19:44 PM

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A little something for all of us fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 5:32:07 PM

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Aaanyhoo... thanks for posting, I laughed so hard on reading your profile that I was actually in danger of shitting my pants.

See, now I gotta go look.

I had to go look too...Thanks so much!

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/20/2012 6:19:26 PM

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Crunchy or fluffy cheetos?

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/21/2012 7:47:15 AM

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This has probably been written by a guy who's only chance of lying naked next to a woman would be in a mass grave.

oh Stella i think i love you!

op, in your journal you mention that you think all women are inferia to men. sweetheart, virually everyone in the world is above you since we are all looking down on you as you throw a strop on the floor like a two year old. there is no way i could take you seriously as a Dom, or anything else with a bratty attitude like that. you superior to me? you are not worthy of anything from me, or any other woman.

feel free to come back when you're all grown up and everything though.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/21/2012 8:27:23 AM

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This ham beast just got laid for nothing. Psycho is now snoring beside me. Do I win a prize?

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/21/2012 8:59:22 AM

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oooooo.....be still my heart. Nothing gets me hotter than a grown "dominant" man acting like a toddler in need of a diaper change and a nap.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/21/2012 9:38:35 AM

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Why is it that fat, middleaged menchildren think they can slag off women for not being perfect? baffling.

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RE: hello fakes and frauds - 9/21/2012 9:40:32 AM

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oooooo.....be still my heart. Nothing gets me hotter than a grown "dominant" man acting like a toddler in need of a diaper change and a nap.

I knew I have been doing this all wrong, I am such a fake... I want to be a twue dom too.

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