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shivermetimbers -> I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:16:48 AM)

Sign up below to teach me how. No experience necessary.

I have all of my teeth, if that helps.

I live in PA, if that's too far for you to travel and suck my cock for educational purposes, I may be traveling to your area pretty soon. I have a passport also.




lilmissdefiant -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:26:28 AM)

apart from knowing I could give some awesome techniques [:D][:D]... trying to suck your own cock may not be an issue of method but more an issue of accessibility.[:D][:D]



gungadin09 -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:32:45 AM)

I can't help you. I suggest you ask this guy:

www.flickr.com/photos/sandrino/9530594/

Pam



shivermetimbers -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:41:59 AM)

Okay, you sound like an expert.

I can pencil you in anywhere from 12 am to 1159pm Mon-Sunday. If that isn't convenient enough, I'm sure we can find some other time.




shivermetimbers -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:43:01 AM)

Well, I'm kinda shy. Do you think you could at least go with me to meet him, just to help break the ice?



shivermetimbers -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:57:36 AM)

I'm going to bed. I'll pretend that I'm sucking my own dick by sucking a vienna sausage through a Starbucks mochalottachockalatte straw I got today. Yeah baby, I dream big, it was Venti. Venti, sukmi, dumi. Kind of like what's on a pack of Marlboro's, but without the dead cowboy.



gungadin09 -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 1:59:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers
I'll pretend that I'm sucking my own dick by sucking a vienna sausage...


Stop right there. Those things are just nasty.

Pam



gungadin09 -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 2:05:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

I can't help you. I suggest you ask this guy:

www.flickr.com/photos/sandrino/9530594/

Pam


Damn it, doesn't that link work? It was supposed to be the weeping buddha.

Pam



needlesandpins -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 2:25:16 AM)

xtube is your friend. there are plenty of guys in there. they can suck their own cocks. go look.

needles



gungadin09 -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 2:31:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers
I have all of my teeth, if that helps.


Not necessarily. They're known to catch on things, if you know what I mean.

Pam



gungadin09 -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 2:37:48 AM)

Just remember, once you get that flexibility down, the hardest thing to get past is the gag reflex. You might want to practice with, I don't know, say a cucumber?

Pam



JanahX -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 3:42:19 AM)

I would love to cut you open and saw out your two bottom ribs. I am amature surgeon - so don't go looking for references.



LadyPact -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 3:49:42 AM)

Not the first time the subject of self suckers have come up around here. Yes, there are a few gents who can do it.



mons -> RE: I want to learn to suck my own cock (9/24/2012 4:16:21 AM)

I do not get it why would this act be pleasurable?

I guess it is the spinach? It makes popeye strong


mons lol :0)



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