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And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/13/2006 6:48:37 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		In view of all the P.C. seriousness which i started i thought over here we could have a little P.C. fun. So describe your job or yourself or who you are in the lifestyle using only politically correct terms. Those of you who want to try and guess what they are.

For example at the end of that thread i stated i was a " i am a level 12 technical fellatio performance artist with a degree in expediture consummation" which translates to cocksucker.

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/13/2006 9:28:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO!  I am a home-based food preparation specialist, sanitation engineer, clerical filing associate, transport provider, peacekeeper, and will soon be taking on the roll of child caregiver.

In other words I'm a ... 

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/13/2006 10:54:57 AM   
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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 12:12:24 AM   
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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 12:16:36 AM   
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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 12:44:28 AM   
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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 9:44:23 AM   
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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 12:34:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

I am currently in transition and voluntarily leisured for the time being.


Your in between jobs.

I am  not good at this, but here is my try:

I am a Domestic Goddess and a Intellectually Developing Being. I am a Transportation Specialist and an assistant to medical therapist.

OK if that makes sense I will be surprised....LOL 

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 12:41:58 PM   
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quote:

I am  not good at this, but here is my try:

I am a Domestic Goddess and a Intellectually Developing Being. I am a Transportation Specialist and an assistant to medical therapist.

OK if that makes sense I will be surprised....LOL 



Let me see...you are a homemaker/housekeeper, a student, you drive around a lot and you help someone patch boo boos and bloody noses?

Me?  I'm a variable fact finder and interpreter, I provide obfuscation services, and I am a bureacratic expediter.  All of my services are provided for the bearer of the next available payment.

E.

(edited to improve obfuscation)

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 12:54:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Let me see...you are a homemaker/housekeeper, a student, you drive around a lot and you help someone patch boo boos and bloody noses?

Me?  I'm a variable fact finder and interpreter, I provide obfuscation services, and I am a bureacratic expediter.  All of my services are provided for the bearer of the next available payment.

E.

(edited to improve obfuscation)


Now that is a hard one. You did get 2 out of 3 right on mine. The last one was I help the speech and Occupational thrapist in making sure my son does his execises.....How the heck to write that one I have no clue....LOL

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 1:10:14 PM   
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And no.. I didn't cheat because you converse with candle... *lol*

I am a certified heavy equipment mettalurgical melding refitting fabrication specialist.

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 1:26:58 PM   
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i am a canine overly emotional enthusiast....

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 1:53:00 PM   
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I was formerly in the interior environmental control business. I was a mechanical catastrophic troubleshooter and mending technician.

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 7:30:09 PM   
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Let's see...your a single  male living in an apartment.  You work in the computer field, recovering crashed systems and lost data.  You have two sons conceived by your sperm who are currently attending school.  Two years ago, you got divorced....and are thankful you were able to slip out of that situation. (i just thought i would throw that last part in : )  Hmmm at one time you worked as a mechanic?  a safety inspector?  A heating/cooling repair man? 


My obesity precludes my ability to perambulate.. 

not really but i just like saying it!

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 7:47:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Master is a merchandise relocation engineer.  I am a domestic engineer and sometime asset calculation and distribution specialist.

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 8:04:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

Master is a merchandise relocation engineer.  I am a domestic engineer and sometime asset calculation and distribution specialist.


You're Master is a salesman and you're a houswife.

I'm a personal transportation provider.

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 8:10:12 PM   
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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 8:12:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

Master is a merchandise relocation engineer.  I am a domestic engineer and sometime asset calculation and distribution specialist.


You're Master is a salesman and you're a houswife.

I'm a personal transportation provider.

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 8:14:12 PM   
crouchingtigress


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i am a canine overly emotional enthusiast....

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RE: And now...some P.C. fun and games. - 6/14/2006 8:18:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

are you out of work arpig???


i am a canine overly emotional enthusiast....


You're a dog lover.

My avatar is an actual picture of me.

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