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mnottertail -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:08:07 AM)

Well, I think it is because I am trying to upload my cockshot to you and it is causing the net to buckle, and I only uploaded the first inch of it.




VideoAdminTheta -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:08:17 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

shred.   It pisses me off when moderators cant spell, why dont you block me.



Hey, I had a late night and need coffee. [:D]




SinDailey -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:09:15 AM)

SMH
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well, I think it is because I am trying to upload my cockshot to you and it is causing the net to buckle, and I only uploaded the first inch of it.





GreedyTop -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:09:29 AM)

quit lying, Theta.., you were busy romancing me ;)




mnottertail -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:12:20 AM)

Was that a shake or a scratch?




SinDailey -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:18:13 AM)

A scratch, a scratch! LOL
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Was that a shake or a scratch?





BitaTruble -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:28:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SinDailey

Okay, I am a pretty open minded gal, but one thing I can't stand is some creeper sending me penis pics. Most of the time the subject line is simply, "Hi!," with nothing warning me in the body of the message I am about to see a wang. To the people who do this: Would you find it acceptable to walk around in real-life with your penis hanging out of your pants, introducing yourself to people? If I saw that in real time, I would whack you right on your family jewels with my crop. How many of my fellow fetishists experience this, and what creative ways do you use to deal with it BESIDES BLOCKING? Funny stories are encouraged! Have a glorious day y'all!

Granted, I'm from the other side of the kneel.. but I send them..

The Magic Cunt or Twat the Fuck?




SinDailey -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:37:38 AM)

The question is, do you send them while you are introducing yourself? I feel like I am being a hypocrite when I say that girls would bother me less, but I've never had a girl do that to me yet ;)
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


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ORIGINAL: SinDailey

Okay, I am a pretty open minded gal, but one thing I can't stand is some creeper sending me penis pics. Most of the time the subject line is simply, "Hi!," with nothing warning me in the body of the message I am about to see a wang. To the people who do this: Would you find it acceptable to walk around in real-life with your penis hanging out of your pants, introducing yourself to people? If I saw that in real time, I would whack you right on your family jewels with my crop. How many of my fellow fetishists experience this, and what creative ways do you use to deal with it BESIDES BLOCKING? Funny stories are encouraged! Have a glorious day y'all!

Granted, I'm from the other side of the kneel.. but I send them..

The Magic Cunt or Twat the Fuck?





SinDailey -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:40:22 AM)

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mnottertail -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:43:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SinDailey

A scratch, a scratch! LOL
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Was that a shake or a scratch?





No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o'
both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
was hurt under your arm.






needlesandpins -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:53:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SinDailey

The question is, do you send them while you are introducing yourself? I feel like I am being a hypocrite when I say that girls would bother me less, but I've never had a girl do that to me yet ;)
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


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ORIGINAL: SinDailey

Okay, I am a pretty open minded gal, but one thing I can't stand is some creeper sending me penis pics. Most of the time the subject line is simply, "Hi!," with nothing warning me in the body of the message I am about to see a wang. To the people who do this: Would you find it acceptable to walk around in real-life with your penis hanging out of your pants, introducing yourself to people? If I saw that in real time, I would whack you right on your family jewels with my crop. How many of my fellow fetishists experience this, and what creative ways do you use to deal with it BESIDES BLOCKING? Funny stories are encouraged! Have a glorious day y'all!

Granted, I'm from the other side of the kneel.. but I send them..

The Magic Cunt or Twat the Fuck?




did you click on the link that Bita gave you? if so did you read it?

Bita wasn't saying that she send her pussy pics to guys. she was showing you that you post has been done before, but in a much more eloquent way. also giving you a way to deal with these men. send them Bita's thread, it kinda says it all.

hence that suggestion that you use the search button to see if things have been done before. not so that you can add to it, but that it's been done to death (some in much better fashion than others), and has all the answers.

needles




BitaTruble -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 10:54:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SinDailey

The question is, do you send them while you are introducing yourself? I feel like I am being a hypocrite when I say that girls would bother me less, but I've never had a girl do that to me yet ;)

I'm sorry. I should have clarified the question you asked to which I responded with the link I provided.

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ORIGINAL: SinDailey
what creative ways do you use to deal with it BESIDES BLOCKING? Funny stories are encouraged! Have a glorious day y'all!

It was this one.

A link of the Magic Cunt is my response to guys who send me cock shots.

I don't actually own a cock of my own. Well, I do, but it's detachable, has batteries and I keep it in a drawer next to our bed. lol




mnottertail -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:04:20 AM)

I've owned old Ivan the Terrible now for some 58 years, and I have looked it over pretty closely, and still don't see where to put the batteries in......




needlesandpins -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:05:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I've owned old Ivan the Terrible now for some 58 years, and I have looked it over pretty closely, and still don't see where to put the batteries in......


ya know that little hole in the end? well take a deep breath [:D]

needles




mnottertail -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:07:23 AM)

I had a doc stick a wooden handled long qtip in there once to check something out.

I am afraid it's off.





ResidentSadist -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:08:49 AM)

I don't have a wang, it's a dong.




mnottertail -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:09:52 AM)

I see you like Gangnam Style.


In Minnesota we call it Lutefisk style.

Wang Dong Kung Fu.




LOVEHOUSE -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:13:34 AM)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere?rel=player
I'm just saying. . . I'd rather see your face.




kdsub -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:26:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I've owned old Ivan the Terrible now for some 58 years, and I have looked it over pretty closely, and still don't see where to put the batteries in......


Your pace maker...[:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Pictures of your wang (9/28/2012 11:43:52 AM)

I am trying to recall the last time someone sent me a picture of their unit without me asking first.

Should I feel offended? Nah. [;)]




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