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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/28/2012 11:57:16 AM   
kdsub


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am trying to recall the last time someone sent me a picture of their unit without me asking first.

Should I feel offended? Nah.


Only five inches but it's not how long it is but how long it can go.



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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/28/2012 11:59:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		Five inches? Hmmm... looks like camera angle to me.

And I require at least 5.34 inches.

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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/28/2012 12:08:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Five inches? Hmmm... looks like camera angle to me.

And I require at least 5.34 inches.


I run metrically

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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/28/2012 12:12:24 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/28/2012 12:27:04 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I see you like Gangnam Style.


In Minnesota we call it Lutefisk style.

Wang Dong Kung Fu.

And as far as Gangnam Style goes, anyone that can sing in a pop video while sitting on the toilet is OK by me.

Is that Swedish or is that Danish style? Either way, if anyone asks you, you can give them a pic of your Wang Dong Kung Fu Lutefisk style!




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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/28/2012 3:10:56 PM   
SinDailey


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: SinDailey

A scratch, a scratch! LOL
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Was that a shake or a scratch?





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church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o'
both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
was hurt under your arm.





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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 12:52:31 PM   
LadyPact


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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 1:08:05 PM   
dcnovice


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Wangs are the second least attractive male bits.

I'm almost afraid to ask what the first is.

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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 1:13:21 PM   
AthenaSurrenders


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Status: offline 		Oh Polaroids must have been invented for dirty pictures. Or if not, you can bet that's what the very first one sold got used for.

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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 1:41:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

Wangs are the second least attractive male bits.

I'm almost afraid to ask what the first is.


Bollocks, I should imagine.



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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 1:42:46 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 1:54:30 PM   
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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 2:06:50 PM   
LadyPact


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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 2:07:51 PM   
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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 2:53:36 PM   
PeonForHer


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Has anyone ever told you that you have some of the most colorful euphemisms?



What are you talking about? They're the same colour as any other man's, only less hairy.

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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 2:55:28 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		How can we be certain, Darling? All we have is your testimony. So allow us some latitude for imagination.

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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 2:57:55 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
What are you talking about? They're the same colour as any other man's, only less hairy.
I don't think you even want to know the responses that came to mind in response to this. I thought they were funny as hell, but I'm betting My sense of humor wouldn't necessarily be appreciated.

God, I'm fuckin' twisted.



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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 3:01:21 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 3:40:30 PM   
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I run metrically

Forgive me a wee digression, but this evoked thoughts of one of my pet theories: That the U.S, failure to adopt the metric system stemmed from one of the world's biggest marketing blunders. We were told--by the government, no less--that we needed to switch because we were out of step with the rest of the world, as if that reason would spur Americans to anything but proud exceptionalism!

What should have happened was a media blitz of anonymous billboards, magazine ads, and commercials, saying:

The speed limit is going up.
Your weight is going down.
Your car is getting better gas mileage.
Your dick is getting longer (in select markets)

That would have spurred some serious buzz, with folks thinking "Cool! All this great stuff, and we can also stop trying to remember pounds and ounces."

I would have orchestrated this brilliant campaign myself, but a sixth-grader's marketing budget is pretty limited.


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RE: Pictures of your wang - 9/29/2012 4:19:47 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VbgyI09-M

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