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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:25:53 AM

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not fake at all

Thank you for posting the entire review thread. I can't tell you how hard I've laughed at some of these.

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:39:14 AM

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I'm glad that it's the hour of morning that it is, so that there are no guests in the lobby to hear me shrieking with laughter!!

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 2:13:21 AM

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Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream.. as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock within myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.

i thought it was very funny lol

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If he learns from experience, he will go for Otter Pops instead of the tub of ice cream next time.

Having shot a piece of ginger out of my butt in similar fashion during a figging demo and narrowly missing hitting Himself in the eye, I have no comment on the veg rocket. I do empathize.

<-- I don't know.. they just seemed to go together and fit the thread for some reason.

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 2:31:58 AM

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Bita that really made me lol so that my son questioned me from the kitchen.

thanks for sharing!

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eta no worries Aries, the more the better!

< Message edited by needlesandpins -- 9/30/2012 2:32:37 AM >

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 2:36:16 AM

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You've got to love how many of them say, "Of course, being a bloke, I didn't read the instructions."

<Insert horror story here.>

"But I do give the product five out of five stars, because even though there was all kinds of damage, it really does remove hair."

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 5:08:36 AM

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Call me a cynic, but doesn't this sound like an excuse for being caught with vegetables up his ass.

'Honestly darling I don't mdo this all the time I was veeting my nutsac just for you'

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 9:19:07 AM

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I do believe that vest burnt and caused irritation, but I doubt some Iof their review is real.

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 10:03:01 AM

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oh, I have no doubt it's all true. That stuff burns like a motherfucker! And when you're in that much pain you just grab the nearest and fastest coolant near you! Your mental faculties are not exactly in working order when you're in that much pain!

I've seen men in dire pain who have done worse.

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 10:13:28 AM

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When I was shopping at HEB one day, a guy came up to me and asked which product was recommend for hair removal. Mind you that I was shopping, not working. I directed him to a product that was made for men and warned him to read the instructions. Don't know if it worked but he brought it.

Which reminds me, I need to nair my legs today. Going back to Austin for a couple of days. Lizard has doctors appts that she has to go to (including an expensive eye exam because she is having trouble seeing the computer screen).

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 10:36:03 AM

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OK.

Product works.

I'll write that down.

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 12:50:01 PM

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Do you think someone would really consider a salt water fish tank a viable solution and there for launch himself at it, as one review so claimed? Or that he's bleeding profusely from banging his knee on a normal floor so now he's a blood slip and slide?

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:00:20 PM

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I've definitely seen worse lol

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:05:40 PM

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Would not surprise me!

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:09:48 PM

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I'm still laughing the time one of my friends made a bet with another of our friends about eating chili peppers. Can't remember the exact type right now but one of them after the third one was so desperate to get out the burn that he grabbed a vase of flowers on the table and proceed to drink the water. It was so fucking hilarious. Tears were streaming down his face while he was gasping for breath hahahaha.

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:12:21 PM

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Did anybody think these reviews were any different than Lewis Black claiming to shove a pencil in his ear or a spoon up his ass to relieve himself of the pain of watching a SuperBowl halftime show?

Link - http://comedians.jokes.com/lewis-black/videos/lewis-black---super-bowl-halftime

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:21:00 PM

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Little wonder, I watch worlds dumbest and a guy took a bet to eat 3 ghost peppers and drink the juice! Not pretty at all!!!

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 1:29:46 PM

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I agree that the stuff burns and some people don't think clearly when they're in pain, but yeah, I'm not buying that all these reviews were truthfully written. (Written on the site, yes, sure, they're there--nobody doubts that. But actually written truthfully? That's what people are saying they think is fake and I agree.) Writing humorous and not-at-all-based-in-reality reviews on amazon is a popular pastime. Check out these for more great laughs (all links lead to amazon.com):

Bic For Her Pens

Three Wolf Moon T-shirt

Uranium Ore

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Guardian Angel

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 4:55:18 PM

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I seriously doubt it melted the floor, though the description was kinda amusing.

I would recommend a professional wax job or something, instead of veet!

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 5:31:10 PM

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Looks like they're all one-upping themselves, but damn, it's hysterical!

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RE: you guys want hair removal? try this - 9/30/2012 6:20:54 PM

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Finally! For years I've had to rely on pencils, or at worst, a twig and some drops of my feminine blood to write down recipes (the only thing a lady should be writing ever). I had despaired of ever being able to write down said recipes in a permanent manner, though my men-folk assured me that I "shouldn't worry yer pretty little head". But, AT LAST! Bic, the great liberator, has released a womanly pen that my gentle baby hands can use without fear of unlady-like callouses and bruises. Thank you, Bic!

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